weird and/or irrational things that pop into your head

[minxnim]

i get these constantly. i fight them off, but it takes some work.

in the past hour i've thought:

1. i wish someone would just shoot me in the face. no actually forget that. no actually.. maybe i do... wait...

2. what IS THAT black thing hovering in the corner by the ceiling? fog? what is that? what IS THAT THING?

3. i hope the outside is still there when i go out there again.

 

[Steve]

what if the world were non existant where you didn't feel comfortable?

 

[xfer]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=123490

 

[Snow Sex]

Maybe I should name her Tinkerbell

 

[Snow Sex]

My toe feels like fire.

 

[Snow Sex]

Eightyeight keys was Cyndi Lauper?

 

[Snow Sex]

Sam is a druid.

 

[Snow Sex]

Greg was David Bowie in almost famous.

 

[Snow Sex]

Alex is a riverboat gambling welk.

 

[Snow Sex]

Beans scare me because they look like Body.

 

[Snow Sex]

WTF is pubic hair doing on a hot plate in the first place?

 

[Snow Sex]

Urethra or mine?

 

[Snow Sex]

Anathema forum is ugly like rocks in the pool where I peed.

 

[Snow Sex]

patooie. Ducks taste like radishes only hairy.

 

[The Sound Gardener]

Snow sex is weird and cold.

Cheese.

 

[The Sound Gardener]

I think Snow Sex is trying too hard to win the trophy of retarded man-women dressing.

 

[kleo706]

Moonloop is the name of a sexual position involving three ponies.

 

[The Sound Gardener]

kleo706 is the name of a "special" tapeworm involving several different types of cameras and a lot of walnuts.

 

[Snow Sex]

The Sound Gardnerer is the name that was left free by UM users for being too lame, even for the likes of Mr. Fluffy Pants Love Drop.

 

[The Sound Gardener]

That's not irrational or wierd, you purposely thought that up just to insult me.