Well I Had a wonderful experience at Gym

[ThisIsACoolName]

Amarantus has alienated his entire family and all of his peers with his incessant babbling about "this guy GAYVE from the internet".

 

[King Richard]

How old are you?

22 How old are you?

holy crap why are you obsessed with me?

Because your boyfriend Andrew brought you up. Something about pounding your ass or something I dunno ask him.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

holy crap why are you obsessed with me?

He wants to tap you.

He hides outside of your house at night and masturbates as you undress.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

He wants to tap you.

He hides outside of your house at night and masturbates as you undress.

I wouldn't be surprised, I do have the physique of a greek god

 

[King Richard]

I refuse!!!

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

I wouldn't be surprised, I do have the physique of a greek god

Maybe Athena.

You've got the titties.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

22 How old are you?

No, seriously. You can PM me if you want. How old are you for real?

Because your boyfriend Andrew brought you up. Something about pounding your ass or something I dunno ask him.

A 22 year old would never actually type this and think it was clever. A child might, but not a 22 year old.

Either way, my supposed "loyalty" to Dave has been grossly exaggerated, arising from that fact that don't flame him constantly. I've done my share of Dave-ripping.


Amarantus locks himself away in a dark little room, every inch of the wall covered in print-outs of Dave posts. He sits, pulling his hair out of his head, sweating profusley (because he is thinking), muttering to himself "If only there was a way that I could somehow accuse him of being gay!".

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Amarantus locks himself away in a dark little room, every inch of the wall covered in print-outs of Dave posts. He sits, pulling his hair out of his head, sweating profusley (because he is thinking), muttering to himself "If only there was a way that I could somehow accuse him of being gay!".

It's his "Command center" in his mom's basement.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

amarantus is a strange, troubled young man

get some help man before its too late!

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

His fortess of solitude where he plans his next cunning strike against his arch nemesis: Dave From The Internet.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

His fortess of solitude where he plans his next cunning strike against his arch nemesis: Dave From The Internet.

It's cosumed his lifeless days and sleepless nights. He's done researched, upgraded his internet, he's got thousands of books, pictures, records and guides. He's composed and found more information on dave then the world knows. He is... the

6 million dollar idiot.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

He even took apart his clock radio and glued some pieces to his forehead for effect.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

your avatar always makes me chuckle

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

your avatar always makes me chuckle

Why?

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

I dunno, it's just a cool southpark picture

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

I dunno, it's just a cool southpark picture

It's me, in my leather jacket w/ a king diamond shirt. Giving you the finger.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Dave's family is so poor that they can't afford dinner for the entire family, so every night one person eats then just spits in everyone elses mouths.

Dave's family is so poor that they were turned away from the Ronald McDonald House for being "too destitute".

Ok now seriously just hear me out for a second. They were the worst jokes ive ever seen. You are not funny.

amarantus is a strange, troubled young man

get some help man before its too late!

You and your boyfriend ThisIs..... are the ones that need help. Your man needs to understand a little word called 'diet' and you need to understand that pumping your nads on weights is not metal or cool.

 

[Life Sucks]

Ugh. This flaming bullshit is getting old. Get a room.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Ok now seriously just hear me out for a second. They were the worst jokes ive ever seen. You are not funny.

I actually I don't give a shit about your opinion, seeing as you have what I like to call "universally bad taste" and are are always wrong about everything.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Ok now seriously just hear me out for a second. They were the worst jokes ive ever seen. You are not funny.

You and your boyfriend ThisIs..... are the ones that need help. Your man needs to understand a little word called 'diet' and you need to understand that pumping your nads on weights is not metal or cool.

YOUR STUPID