Adventure Begins. New job training was yesterday and it was the biggest bullshit of bullshits. 45 minute presentation on how to talk treat disabled people with respect, and I couldn't help but feeling how embarrassed I would be to be disabled in that room. Working with me is this REALLY annoying, weird kid from my highschool, he totally doesn't recognize me, which is good because some of my friends used to fuck with him all the time. He used to wear a really thin, dumb suit jacket type thing over his shoulders like a cape, and flipped out on my friend when he tried to pull it off screaming "FUCK YOU ITS POLYESTER, IT TEARS EASY!!!" The only thing to change about him is he grew a pornstache...like, seriously creepy pedo-style pornstache.