What are you doing right nao?

[Belac]

Sipping on coffee and finding this app way too funny.

I got a really awesome one about Desolator when I tried that. Laughed me ass off. Not sure if I still have it on my Facebook though, I think I eventually deleted it during one of my many timeline cleanups.

 

[Belac]

And apparently when I click generate status it says I am havign sex with a Xenomorph. Sounds naughty

"Just woke up with my favourite movie monster, the Xenomorph"

Oh and this....

"I cut my hair twerking to a slayer song."

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

So uh, what is it like sleeping with something that has bodily fluid that will burn flesh? I mean, what brand of condoms do you use?

 

[(The bass player)]

Question is what would be worse, having sex with a xenomorph or with sigourney weaver??

 

[Belac]

I don't know....Is it the alien hybrid Sigourney Weaver or regular Sigourney Weaver?

So uh, what is it like sleeping with something that has bodily fluid that will burn flesh? I mean, what brand of condoms do you use?

The trick is to use the molted skin of a facehugger as a condom, it resists acid.

 

[nizzon]

Oh, I thought about cenobites.

 

[(The bass player)]

I don't know....Is it the alien hybrid Sigourney Weaver or regular Sigourney Weaver?



The trick is to use the molted skin of a facehugger as a condom, it resists acid.

Does it matter??

 

[Belac]

Well yeah. One is a mutated monstrosity and the other one is part Xenomorph.

 

[(The bass player)]

 

[vitorias123]

Reading a psychology book called '' What do you say after you say hello''. I didnt know breastfeeding is so important for one's mental health

 

[vikk]

Reading a psychology book called '' What do you say after you say hello''. I didnt know breastfeeding is so important for one's mental health

90% of those kind of books are bullshit

 

[vitorias123]

90% of those kind of books are bullshit

There are tons of good authors, but somehow, they arent very popular.
Eric Berne, Barbara De Angelis, Andrey Kurpatov, Erich Fromm, Vladeta Jerotic... Vladeta Jerotic is the most amazing person ive ever met in my life.
I needed 3 days to finish Freud's Psychopathology of Everyday Life. Such an amazing book. But then again, im not very interested in self help books, just psychology and development overall.

 

[GhostWalking]

Blasting some Bloodbath, playing Sims and drinking cider.

I love having Friday nights to myself

 

[(The bass player)]

Blasting some Bloodbath, playing Sims and drinking cider.

I love having Friday nights to myself

Just admit that you don't have any friends just like the rest of us!

 

[GhostWalking]

Just admit that you don't have any friends just like the rest of us!

Haha I wish! They just wanna go to clubs that play pop music all night

 

[Pat115]

Haha I wish! They just wanna go to clubs that play pop music all night

uke:

 

[(The bass player)]

Haha I wish! They just wanna go to clubs that play pop music all night

 

[vikk]

Blasting some Bloodbath, playing Sims and drinking cider.

I love having Friday nights to myself

Blasting Windir, playing with my dog and drinking a Red Label

 

[(The bass player)]

Well yes as soon as my son is sleeping I will spend the night with some black metal and whiskey!

 

[Pat115]

I think I'll do the same thing. Jameson or Johnnie Walker... hum...