What crazy shit has happened in YOUR neighborhood this week?

I don't believe you!!
No lighted deer with moving heads? No spiral Xmas trees?
No plastic Wal-Mart Santas and candy cane????
No lighted nativity scene?!?!?!
If not, those are some BS Mexicans.


Hmm. Maybe they're Spaniards!


I did see this horrible, horrible house today that was covered in violently vile purple lights and a HUGE santa/reindeer plastic thing in the front yard. The front half lit up, then the back part would light up and so on and so forth. I don't know why.

The queers across the street have 47 CHRISTMAS TREES IN THEIR HOUSE. I know, they invited me in and I counted. It's horrible.
 
Hmm. Maybe they're Spaniards!


I did see this horrible, horrible house today that was covered in violently vile purple lights and a HUGE santa/reindeer plastic thing in the front yard. The front half lit up, then the back part would light up and so on and so forth. I don't know why.

The queers across the street have 47 CHRISTMAS TREES IN THEIR HOUSE. I know, they invited me in and I counted. It's horrible.
I bet their power bill sucks this year.
 
Two blocks from my street, the home of a close friend from grade school whom I am still close to, was broken into. These two intruders were apparently looking to rob this kids house, his family was in there obviously... and his rottweiler Tiny (MASSIVE DOG, absolutely huge and kind hearted and adorable) went to go fuck up the guys, and they shot him and killed him grabbed some shit and ran out :(

The guys were apparently pretty crazy to try to rob a house DURING THE DAY in a NON GHETTO neighborhood. There weren't any cars there though, so they probably thought no one was home. Marc is glad Tiny was there to protect his cousins because the guys were armed. But it's so sad that they shot the dog, he protected his family I guess.

He was killed instantly so I hope he didn't suffer much :(

R.I.P Tiny. I'm glad Marc and his family are safe now though, though one member short.
 
I got drunk and pissed on my neighbors lawn last night, our towns 1 pawn shop got robbed and then there was a high speed chase ending near my house when their car was spike stripped (all 4 people involved were mexican), and some hitchhiker got hit by a semi.

That's about it.
 
Two blocks from my street, the home of a close friend from grade school whom I am still close to, was broken into. These two intruders were apparently looking to rob this kids house, his family was in there obviously... and his rottweiler Tiny (MASSIVE DOG, absolutely huge and kind hearted and adorable) went to go fuck up the guys, and they shot him and killed him grabbed some shit and ran out :(

The guys were apparently pretty crazy to try to rob a house DURING THE DAY in a NON GHETTO neighborhood. There weren't any cars there though, so they probably thought no one was home. Marc is glad Tiny was there to protect his cousins because the guys were armed. But it's so sad that they shot the dog, he protected his family I guess.

He was killed instantly so I hope he didn't suffer much :(

R.I.P Tiny. I'm glad Marc and his family are safe now though, though one member short.

Oh man, that sucks so much...if someone were to kill one of my dogs then they better hope to some form of higher power I don't find them.

EDIT:

Oh, and ever since Hurricane Katrina, my pals have been plaguing my neighborhood, stealing cars and breaking into houses and shit, and FINALLY this week, the board of New Orleans voted UNANOMOUSLY to tear down the projects that make this city rot. IT'S BYE BYE TO ALL THE my pals! Not black people...my pals. These people are fucking disgusting, they haven't gotten a job, a house (they live with their relavtives in my neighborhood, so there's like 13 my pals in 1 household.) and they fucking do nothing but cause trouble. One time I was driving out of the neighborhood, and they had the fucking entracd blocked, talking to their "gangstaz" and played shit music. I waited for fucking 2 minutes before I laid on my horn, but they still didn't fucking budge, so I got out the car and I was like "MOVE THE FUCKING CAR" and the my pals in the car was like "pshhhh" like he was blowing me off and didn't care what I thought...but guess what? He moved the car. lawlz
 
every three months in this area there will ALWAYS be a car burning somewhere.

oh besides last time when a car sped into a tree and it fell on the car.

or that other time when someone drove a car into a small lake but somehow managed to set the non-submerged part on fire
 
nah the craziest thing that happened is that my old neigbour(never knew what ever happened to that man) was going mentally ill after his wife divorced from him...and one day he got in a fight with my other neighbour, and a couple of weeks after that shit like flat tyres and stuff started to happen.

after a while the police came and took the man away, never saw him again, this happened around 3 years ago and the building next to our house is still empty

weird..