I'm gonna shit on this table!

Actually I've also been indulging various supplements and vitamins. But I swear a good Scotch will chase most badass virus away just by reptuation.

I think I mentioned this before, but scotch, whisky, rum and tequilla work miracles for when you are not feeling well.
Licorice and anise alcohols, like arack, Ricard, uozo etc work well too.
 
I got knocked the fuck out!!!
well not really, it was more like sucker-punched/ bitch slapped (the dude hit like a girl).
Blind Guardian rocked my arse. And David, Sean, and Jamie, should'a been there. *sigh*