what do your user names mean???

A few centuries ago some stupid jackass named Jephemiah Braughllaughalaughanaughs (or something stupid like that) wouldn't shut his trap about proper muttonchop maintenance, so I killed him, drank his blood, replaced his bone marrow with pure gelatinized evil, and took his body and identity as my own. This turned out to be a mistake, since what was evil then is just nerdy now and switching the stuff out is an awful lot of trouble and raises a few red flags, but at least now I know.

Jeff