What happened to Jurched?

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I always enjoyed reading this guys posts, his last post said he was out for a while. Anyone know what happened to him? Was he in the Military?
 
oddybubu said:
I always enjoyed reading this guys posts, his last post said he was out for a while. Anyone know what happened to him? Was he in the Military?
No...Jurched was a political mastermind from Maine!!!
Dudes probably become an elected official or something...Crazy smart guy..Who is missed!!


How does one become an "urban walker" And how does one "Walk very aggressively?"
 
Have you seen those videos on the net where guys do back flips and jump around roof top to roof top. We watch that shit at work so the going joke is to say (with heavy austrailian accient) I am an urban walker! I walk very agressively! And then as gay as possible jump onto something. Thats what came to mind at the time so I went with it and I don't know how to change it. :confused:
 
oddybubu said:
I always enjoyed reading this guys posts, his last post said he was out for a while. Anyone know what happened to him? Was he in the Military?

Yeah, he said he was taking a hiatus from the board for a while due to life.
 
oddybubu said:
Have you seen those videos on the net where guys do back flips and jump around roof top to roof top. We watch that shit at work so the going joke is to say (with heavy austrailian accient) I am an urban walker! I walk very agressively! And then as gay as possible jump onto something. Thats what came to mind at the time so I went with it and I don't know how to change it. :confused:
Dude, if you can do crazy backflips and roof jumping I'd just leave it...
wasn't dissing you (YO) It was just a curious question.
 
T_man357 said:
Dude, if you can do crazy backflips and roof jumping I'd just leave it...
wasn't dissing you (YO) It was just a curious question.

I'm still lost...what's an urban walker and what is walking "aggressively"...where do you see this stuff?
 
schenkadere said:
I'm still lost...what's an urban walker and what is walking "aggressively"...where do you see this stuff?
He explained it in post #3....I've never seen it myself.
But it sounds cool....I can't do any backflips...And I'll only jump roofs if the cops are chasing me:loco:
 
oddybubu said:
I always enjoyed reading this guys posts, his last post said he was out for a while. Anyone know what happened to him? Was he in the Military?

MMMMMMMMMMMUTHAFUCKAS, PEACE!

Somebody be AKSin' about where the extremely violent and yet ironically huggable JURCHED's been?

Waitin in the wings for the last week, spottin the red tide of blood-soaked bolshevism flood this forum like synchronized PMS at an Abortion rally.

FUCK!

Ten point six thousand greetings to you proud fuckers on both sides, the Right and the Wrong (I mean, Fucked) (NO, I meant Left).

T-Man, what's happening, brother~ I see you've been digging into these unrighteous toilet bowl-props.

MyHatred, leftist socialist love to you, too.

Nik man, I just saw you in Transporter 2. Great acting on your part, but that fuckin bitch opposite you wasn't fit to appear as an extra in Swept Away. Shit!

And to the rest of y'all, lookin forward to hosin those who are worthy with as much Aqua Vita as I can release.

I mean, too much progressive bull-shit being spouted here for me to land softly back into the ol' rocking chair on Billy's board.

But leave it to that butt-fucked toilet-guzzling traitor Kurt Vonnegut to stir the pot, sending me into overboiling mode!

I'll be posting a sampling of his latest torture-chamber towelette on another post.

Good to be back, my Muthafuckas!


Jurched
 
T-Man, what's happening, brother~ I see you've been digging into these unrighteous toilet bowl-props.

MyHatred, leftist socialist love to you, too.

Nik man, I just saw you in Transporter 2. Great acting on your part, but that fuckin bitch opposite you wasn't fit to appear as an extra in Swept Away. Shit!


Sup ma'fucka

Good to see you back:wave:

Your props to nik had me rolling dude, that is some funny shit:tickled:
 
schenkadere said:
Hey Jurched...glad to have you back!

We could have used your wit and violent nature in the Nevermore wars!

Welcome back!

Nah, The nevermore clowns basically embarrassed themselves from what I read....Stick to your strong points bro..Making the ultra left cry..

Anyway, How you been Jurched??? What's the word??
 
Jurched said:
MMMMMMMMMMMUTHAFUCKAS, PEACE!


Waitin in the wings for the last week, spottin the red tide of blood-soaked bolshevism flood this forum like synchronized PMS at an Abortion rally.


Jurched



Time to tell the truth. Your anti-bolshevism can't hide the fact that you are nothing more than a Menshevik, afraid to join forces with Lenin. You shall be defeated Julius Martov.

Is a bloody nose the best you can do?

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T_man357 said:
Nah, The nevermore clowns basically embarrassed themselves from what I read....Stick to your strong points bro..Making the ultra left cry..

Anyway, How you been Jurched??? What's the word??

Thanks T-Man, lads. Never better! Just got back from a little Paternity Leave. Ah well, I knew I was saving up those sick days for something.

Now I've returned to work. Or should I say, a majour mountain of confusion. The temp who was covering me went totally ape-shit, and I've been trying to sort it out all week.

Not even any time to say Wassup to my niggas.

Although, sounds like some confusing shit went down while I was out. I won't press for further details!

Hey Schenka' man, is this ZeeZooZum fool one of your countrymen from the low-lying land of boys with little fingers in big dikes? Damn!


Jurched
 
Jurched said:

Hey Schenka' man, is this ZeeZooZum fool one of your countrymen from the low-lying land of boys with little fingers in big dikes? Damn!


Jurched

"Must crush Jurched and his socialist Paternity Leaving Mensheviks"

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Hey, hey! Whatt're you blabbin aboot? Once collectivising started, nary a shred of Menshevism was left in Lev Davidovich!

If I was a dictator in the 1930s, I would've given Trotsky asylum, no problem! Fuck the Comintern!


Jurched
 
Jurched said:
Hey, hey! Whatt're you blabbin aboot? Once collectivising started, nary a shred of Menshevism was left in Lev Davidovich!

If I was a dictator in the 1930s, I would've given Trotsky asylum, no problem! Fuck the Comintern!


Jurched

Hail Freedonia!!!

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Your back Jurched! I'm kind of a new guy on the BM forum but I have been visiting here for quite a while (I think they call that lurking). Reading your postings makes me realize how simple minded I am.
Glad your back!