What Hollywood says... and what they really mean

[Keyser Soze]

There's definitely an audience for this film.
This movie is for stupid people.

It's so different from the original!
Thanks for ruining a happy cinematic memory for all of us.

This is going to be HUGE.
This is soulless commercial dreck.

That actress has such screen presence.
Great ass.

The production values are just amazing.
The acting sucks.

It's shot beautifully.
The script sucks.

Wow. I mean, WOW.
I can't think of one good thing to say.

 

[Soul of a new Machine]

 

[smylex]

When Hollywood Says...What They Really Mean

Trust me.

Fuck you!

 

[Yetti]

 

[Massivemetal]

Originally posted by Keyser Soze
There's definitely an audience for this film.
This movie is for stupid people.

It's so different from the original!
Thanks for ruining a happy cinematic memory for all of us.

This is going to be HUGE.
This is soulless commercial dreck.

That actress has such screen presence.
Great ass.

The production values are just amazing.
The acting sucks.

It's shot beautifully.
The script sucks.

Wow. I mean, WOW.
I can't think of one good thing to say.

My favorite thing though is how a pile of crap will get great reviews, and then you find its from some reviewer no one has ever heard of.
Whoever does the Sixty-Second review sucks!

They must be gettin' paid off.

 

[smylex]

We'll call you.

Fuck off!