Gee let's see...
* Car rental places, especially Budget
* Overpopulated trains
* SDRO (Cunts Of The Year winners for the second year running)
* Dopey motherfuckers who don't know how to cross a road in a timely fashion
* Not having a bull bar on my car to deal with the afore-mentioned situation
* Piece of shit GPS navigation software which tells you to do stupid shit like turn tight then do a U-turn instead of just turning left
* All the one way streets in the city
* The fucked-up signage heading North out of the city via the Harbour Bridge
* GPS signals getting cut off in tunnels and not picking up again until you hear "route recalculation" and have to go through more fucking U-turns for nothing
* Kings Cross in general
* Ants
* Receipts printed on shithouse thermal paper that fade whenever they're wet, left in sunlight too long, crinkled too much or looked at the wrong way
* Phone software that freezes everything else and fucks up incoming phone calls
* Not realising the phone call is still active with a boss from work on the other end whilst blasting the shit out of no-one in particular and screaming like a madman
...and if I already didn't have the shits enough today as it is, this is the icing on the maggot-infested urinal cake:
Tommy Emmanuel's MySpace said:
December 17, 2007: TOMMY EMMANUEL CANCELS AUSTRALIAN TOUR
After canceling concert dates in the Netherlands due to exhaustion and illness, Grammy award nominated guitarist Tommy Emmanuel has been advised to cancel his Australian tour which was to commence on December 29th. He will return to his home in Nashville, Tennessee immediately to receive treatment for health issues that will require an extended recovery time.
Everything can suck my arse.