What should I ask Lee?

[Russell]

So, I'm going to be interveiwing Lee sometime in the near future. What a frightening prospect

Does anyone have any questions they'd like me to ask the dirty old man (I mean, of course, the venerable, distinguished gentleman)?

 

[Russell]

Why haven't Lee got his own TV serie, he could easily beat Monty Python

Isn't that the truth

 

[Sonm]

Ask him whether he is missing a coat and a ring!!!

 

[Windom Pearl]

I guess I've asked this already from him, but ask how does it feel to be responsible of all those gay 16-year old black metallists with COF-shirts

 

[Russell]

Are they all Lee's illegitimate children?

 

[Russell]

Ask him whether he is missing a coat and a ring!!!

I may ask some questions with Sonmisms (c) in them and see if he notices

 

[Windom Pearl]

Now that I'm a bit more in my senses... ask who are his idols in trumpet playing!!
No serious, ask stuff about the trumpet, please!

 

[Lee_B]

Did I tell you I played the trumpet? I haven't for about 10 years!

 

[Windom Pearl]

No you've never said anything, Miles

I ran into an old interview in which you mentioned you played the trumpet in school.
Now, how about getting "Mantis" by Erik Truffaz and becoming jazz-inspired?
I'm a bit envious...I'd love to know how to play trumpet, sax or clarinet!

 

[Sonm]

LEE!! You know... after you've left I found a lot of stuff under the bed you were sleeping in. Aren't you missing anything???) My father was really surprised about the whole bunch of unknown things) I am not joking!

 

[Lee_B]

...um... as far as I know I didn't leave a thing... Somn, have you been on the medication again?

 

[Sonm]

Well... then I have to conclude that the same night, when Lee was sLEEping at my place there were a huge (or at LEEast a fat one) guy (the ring is for a thick finger) sharing the same bedroom and apparentLEE the same bed in view of the fact that the ring and coat was were found under the same bed Lee was sLEEping in! And apparentLEE he left in a hury (that's why he didn't take those things with him) before I was able to discover his presence. What was going on that night and why that unknown fat guy took his ring off while sharing a bed with somebody who was sLEEping in the same bed LEE was supposed to sleep in is still a mystery! use your own imagination friends!
Or there is a second version (by Hearse)
Lee is a Lord of the Ring and that was THE RING! So now I have a power but of course he would never admit that which makes me think that I have to try that myself... So if I get invisible with that ring or the coat then I know who Lee is))
All right!!

Cheers

 

[Alyona]

mmmmm, gollum is sexy

 

[Windom Pearl]

It's LARPing time, Hearse.

 

[Sonm]

He called me So_M_n again

 

[Lee_B]

Wahhh! I can barely spell my own name...

I'm not sure about the ring and the coat, but the crusty sock was mine

 

[veil the sky]

i know

where's my pint glass??

 

[Russell]

Oh yeah, Stu, I told your lovely lil miss tease this, but if you want one of your newer songs on my UM radio thing please can you email me one. 64Kbps mp3pro kplsthx

 

[Somn]

He called me So_M_n again

He was talking to me, poor confuzzled Sonm Anyway Lee, I decided the medication wasn't helping me so I came off it, thanks for asking.

Anyway, back to work, I can hear my PhD calling

 

[Russell]

mmmmm, gollum is sexy

You scare me