What should I drink tonight?

[Krilons Resa]

you dont....nevermind.

 

[dorian gray]

the chick all the way on the right looks like a freak







i mean, sexually

bwahahahaha at first I thought you meant the girl on the right of the three and it made me laugh. I didnt realize there was another chick in there. I'm a bit out of her league but I'd date her. If I was 18. Or whatever. Man, this post sucks.

 

[NAD]

To my fellow whisky snobs, it's currently too hot for whoopsie. Bourbon maybe, but this time of year it's either beer or piss (I voted teh peepee).

Jesus fucking CHRIST it's hot. God damn 79 degrees in my fucking apartment at 9pm WTF.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

It's raining but its like 40 degrees (celsius). It's gross. My balls are making their own lake but it doesn't matter. I'm drunk. Gonna have a shower and drink there too.

NAD!!! BRING ME SOME OF YOUR SNOBBY BEER SHITZ AND SOME WHISKEY! We'll have a grand time.

 

[Krilons Resa]

I <3 the Belgians.

 

[Reign in Acai]

I'm sure there's 3 belgians underneath there, somewhere.

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

God dammit, when I come to a drinking thread I don't expect to see fat my pals ass.

Anywho

tonight = more appleton estate jamican rum and some pyramid hefeweizen

 

[NAD]

I polished off the bottle of Redcum. Shit gets yo ushitty if you drink a lot. BWRGIN!@!!!

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

Appleton Estate has me spoiled

 

[NAD]

As well it should.

I should drink a beer just because beer is good. Then I can pass out while watching Holy Grail, waking up sometime around the WHAT! IS YOUR QUEST? part with some wicked heartburn. I was also eating beef jerky like 15 minutes ago while watching Zoolander so that will just compound the inevitable fun!

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

beer n' rum n' beer

 

[Necromunchkin]

Why settle for just one? I recommend at least three of all the good shite

 

[NAD]

I just realized that if JayK's sister shaved 2.5 of her mustaches she might look somewhat okay.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

yeah.

i agree nadniggernegrocunt.

drank rum. went to booze store. bought seattle beer shitz and appleton stone rum. Drank both,
fuckl.

nag lieks teh cock n' balls and jigglin' adam sandler style

 

[NAD]

Poured a Smithwicks.

It's been hot as FUCK all day but this is working out quite nice for a darker type beer type drink type thing type.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

yeha fuck the het and summer heat

 

[Erik]

I polished off the bottle of Redcum.

jesus thats a bad typo

or is it

 

[Dick Sirloin]

TRANSLATION


Berube 684: person of dark skin

Auto response from DEMIANxABRAXAS: sleep?

Berube 684: NO!
Berube 684: congress..hah! nobody ...i decide my fate
Berube 684: duc! (?)
Berube 684: tremens, postulate for real (?)
Berube 684: no need for that stuff, person of dark skin
Berube 684: it's all in the mind and the mind is not really real or what, hah
Berube 684: candy store near the house says we got your dad's testicles for the fathers day, hahhaha lmao
Berube 684: isn't that hilarious?
Berube 684: fuckin a
Berube 684: but sleep yeah, no
Berube 684: dont do it
Berube 684: it is overrated
Berube 684: overrated
Berube 684: we (the royal we?)
Berube 684: i know your there because you are bold
Berube 684: so answer, you fuck
Berube 684: now, damn it
Berube 684: New World Order
Berube 684: Chromatose
Berube 684: my birthday is on koonday
Berube 684: and you have guinness on yoru avatar
Berube 684: (the letter "s")
Berube 684: if only i had some good weed...
Berube 684: i would be satisfied
Berube 684: indeed
Berube 684: peace in the middle east and a bottle of hair grease, take it sleazy person of dark skin
Berube 684: out

 

[Krilons Resa]

whoa...whers the untranslated text?