What would you do if you had an absurd amount of money?

[SentinelSlain]

Like I said before:

I'd have stupidly big car and motorcycle collection, a stupidly big music collection, 10 or 11 stupidly expensive hifis, a civilionised (or something) 2 seater jet fighter, a castle with a moat and drawbridge and a mountain retreat in some random country somewhere with gun installations, my own island (not one of the dubhai ones) with an underground base with mini trains and shit. I wouldn't get myself cloned though, forget that.

I do have some distance relation who is like (some 3 figure number) heir to the throne (of England). Maybe I could somehow magic it so.... (joking obviously).

As for women... hmm I'd probably do a clark kent / superman thing until they actually married me.

 

[CF87]

I'd have Nasa build me the most advanced Space Shuttle and have my own mansion orbiting in space which would have various hot maids dressed really sexy all the time. On weekends friend and I would go to space and look at the stars up and close,etc.. through big windows while listening to music chilling in hot tubs with hot space babes and everything would be really cool looking/futuristic and just chill having fun on weekends in space.

 

[Astrum]

I would move my girlfriend and I out of this shit country and to a countryside home in Italy. It wouldnt be big, with the exception of my own personal library that would include insane amounts of books and music. I would also have my own recording studio and professional staff and a retarded amount of high quality instruments and equipment. I would probably buy a movie studio and write and direct my own epics.

and I would buy twenty pounds of pot for personal use and a bathtub full of coke for decoration.
probably more stuff too.

 

[ShredHeadJHJ]

* I would have about 5 bad ass houses in different areas of the globe
* Every house would have an equally bad ass gym inside & a couple of them would have 1/2 mile tracks & sports courts
* I would have a few bad ass cars, like a Lamborgheni & Rolls Royce
* I would have the most absurd collection of musical instruments
* My main house would have a music studio
* I would have a little getaway house in Miami where I would go for guitar lessons with Yngwie
* I would buy a private jet
* I would financially support all my friends & family that I hold dear to me
* I would hold a bad ass contest here in which the winner would recieve something like $10million

I would hire a Dominatrix to whip me when I'm bad, and sit on my face.

And this!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

move my friends to a central location and play non stop D&D

 

[mutantllama]

I would also have a venue in my mansion, which I would hire bands, and everyone gets in for free!

 

[Evil?]

Two chicks at once.

 

[Cythraul]

I would actually give a lot of my money away, maybe to various institutions of higher learning and other worthy recipients (definitely not starving my pals). Then I would travel for a while. I'd go to Japan and get a bunch of the highest quality whores that I can find and engage in drunken debauchery until my dick falls off.

 

[seedofvengeance]

Two chicks at once.

 

[mutantllama]

I would actually give a lot of my money away, maybe to various institutions of higher learning and other worthy recipients (definitely not starving my pals). Then I would travel for a while. I'd go to Japan and get a bunch of the highest quality whores that I can find and engage in drunken debauchery until my dick falls off.

I would give all of my money to starving my pals, which then they would be richer than you. Just to piss you off.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Two chicks at once.

You wouldn't need that much to be fair. Go on a high end escort website (if such things exist in your country) and it might say they are willing to double up in their profiles. They are only like £200-£400 an hour for some model type woman 9.8/10 etc etc.

 

[ShredHeadJHJ]

I would actually give a lot of my money away, maybe to various institutions of higher learning and other worthy recipients (definitely not starving my pals). Then I would travel for a while. I'd go to Japan and get a bunch of the highest quality whores that I can find and engage in drunken debauchery until my dick falls off.

Sounds pretty close to what I would be giong for too. I forgot to mention giving money to charities. If I was really super filthy rich I would give a lot of money to charities of all kinds.

 

[Cythraul]

I would give all of my money to starving my pals, which then they would be richer than you. Just to piss you off.

Wouldn't bother me much. They'd just end up wasting it all on 20 inch rims and platinum grillz. And then I'd be richer than them again.

 

[The Ozzman]

Options trading or I would start a hedge fund with Rick

 

[Evil?]

You wouldn't need that much to be fair. Go on a high end escort website (if such things exist in your country) and it might say they are willing to double up in their profiles. They are only like £200-£400 an hour for some model type woman 9.8/10 etc etc.

Dave?

 

[SentinelSlain]

Dave?

 

[arg]

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[SentinelSlain]

i would rescue a beautiful hooker from prostitution

how?

 

[arg]

.

 

[mutantllama]

Wouldn't bother me much. They'd just end up wasting it all on 20 inch rims and platinum grillz. And then I'd be richer than them again.

Damn, you got me.


Also, I would spend a lot of it on growing a whole greenhouse of pot. Of different types, mostly White Widow though.