What's everyone's first names?

[lurch70]

Adrian Ross Erik Smith

that's like Maiden and Manowar combined ...

 

[lizard]

Hail to Riverside

 

[dorian gray]

The "you look like Jesus" comments always make me laugh because if Jesus actually existed, which he did not, he woulda been quite short, had no beard, and had short curly hair (when's the last fucking time you saw a Nazarene with long flowing metal-hair?), according to anthropological data from the same time period he was supposed to have existed.
Btw, *I* don't "look like Jesus", I've just heard that alot in the background for some reason.

 

[lizard]

Tully has a mass murderer type of name.

(AP) James Jonathan Dean Tully testified in his own behalf today in a Middlesex County courtroom, charged with the hatchet murders of three Opeth street-team members.

"I couldn't take their superiority any more," explained Tully, occasionally flashing his forearms and the prominently displayed "H E A V Y M E T A L" tattoos. "After Damnation, Opeth is no longer Tr00 Metal."

 

[cthulufhtagn]

Tully has a mass murderer type of name.

(AP) James Jonathan Dean Tully testified in his own behalf today in a Middlesex County courtroom, charged with the hatchet murders of three Opeth street-team members.

"I couldn't take their superiority any more," explained Tully, occasionally flashing his forearms and the prominently displayed "H E A V Y M E T A L" tattoos. "After Damnation, Opeth is no longer Tr00 Metal."

bwahaha

 

[dorian gray]

Damnation sucked

 

[skeptik]

i guess that makes me the third matt, how boring

<= 4th

 

[lizard]

this place is infested with Matts

reminds me of the monty python sketch where all the Australians except one guy is named "Bruce"

 

[Mormagil]

brian

my friend who is from california and goes to lewis & clark is also named matt; maybe he and cthulhu are the same person

 

[Erik]

Erik

 

[AsModEe]

hehe I have the longest full name on this board

 

[Claws of Perdition]

<= 4th

B.S i was here before you... i think?
RC anyway

 

[Demonspell]

Tully has a mass murderer type of name.

(AP) James Jonathan Dean Tully testified in his own behalf today in a Middlesex County courtroom, charged with the hatchet murders of three Opeth street-team members.

"I couldn't take their superiority any more," explained Tully, occasionally flashing his forearms and the prominently displayed "H E A V Y M E T A L" tattoos. "After Damnation, Opeth is no longer Tr00 Metal."

LOL...I was thinking the same thing, although there's usually only one middle name. This thread has had more humor potential than you'd expect from such a simple question.

 

[skeptik]

B.S i was here before you... i think?
RC anyway

5 fucking Matts, then? Good god, I almost want to change my name.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

5 fucking Matts, then? Good god, I almost want to change my name.

no, think about it, we could overturn this place free ourselves from that mexican, REVOLUTION! brilliant! watch out Norman Tebet

 

[Reign in Acai]

my name is also Matt

 

[Claws of Perdition]

my name is also Matt

Its actually susperia

 

[Guthrum]

 

[Demilich]

5 fucking Matts, then? Good god, I almost want to change my name.

its like highschool all over again

 

[KILL TULLY]

Five, fucking, Matts. What a horrible image.