What's everyone's first names?

I would like to deduct myself from that Matt orgy. I'm changing my name. From here on out, you will know me as Captain Peetle.
 
lizard said:
this place is infested with Matts

reminds me of the monty python sketch where all the Australians except one guy is named "Bruce"

"These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know"


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I was baptised as Matthew (Mathieu in French), but my parents thought Jean-Michel was better and renamed me after.