What's your greatest gift and your greatest flaw?

[Misanthrope]

A girl like you = thinks sexism is funny.
And check your grammar/my grammar. I do not get bitched WITH jokes i get bitched about MY jokes. I do not understand this forum rating disrespecting a woman = poke fun. Disrispecting someone comparing him to a stupid person with useless jewelry and bad haircut = poke fun. Disrespecting someone who also has a bad haircut and bad lighting in a picture = Mean evil bitterness from an inpolite childish and retarded person. This i do not get.

 

[TheMindzI]

Fuck! Maybe I should keep my mouth shut.. I thought you guys were fuckin open-minded! I'd never posted to a forum before the UM ones.. and that's what I liked here..
There's a fuckin growing conspiracy over here.. and I'm in the middle of it..
Misanthrope.. I liked you .. why did u do this to me? OK I'M MAKING SILLY JOKES! Enough? I'm online for about 8 hours.. I'm doing that damn assignment work.. I'm tired.. hungry.. and I'M MAKING SILLY JOKES... well.. whatever..
Anyway it's my thread.. isn't there a way of kicking ppl out of it or something? I'm a fine example of open-mindedness..

 

[E V I L]

Saphira,

I can't hunt, but I do like the girls who can cook! Make me some chocolate chip cookies please

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Flaws: I'm introverted to a fault; I overanalyze things; I'm lazier than I should be, and I'm not sure about than the adverbial phrase "than I should be" there; I can't cook


Gifts: I'll be damned if I have any to tell the truth. My list of gifts reads like an extended list of my flaws. I can't play the guitar or piano well, I'm introverted. I do have this one thing: I'm ambitious, I have the soul of an artist--I strive everyday to be someone and learn from my failures, and get up again. I have resilience. I appreciate every molecule of air and music and perfume and another's temperature that I imbibe day in day out.

 

[Misanthrope]

You are a fine example of hypocrisy. Do not pretend you liked me because you want to make me look like the old mean bastard who went off at you, i hate you and everyone in this goddamn board as i already stated, and everyone who "likes me" is a fine example of stupidity because i do nothing but attack every single human on this planet, take a look at the nick, take a look at the post, take a look at the attitute, take a look at the jokes, at the opinions, take a look before opening your stupid mouth and saying that you liked me.

 

[Misanthrope]

I appreciate every molecule of air and music and perfume and another's temperature that I imbibe day in day out.

Does not sounds very evil to me
you are the diet coke of evil

 

[E V I L]

Originally posted by Misanthrope


Does not sounds very evil to me
you are the diet coke of evil

I'm quasi-evil!

But truth be told: I have been evil long enough in my life. You've never known evil in its twilight before. I am evil to the extent that I control evil.

 

[Saphira]

Originally posted by Misanthrope
A girl like you = thinks sexism is funny.

Yes, thats right... I think sexism overall is fucking hilarious..
I am sorry if my sense of humor does not meet your standards, Misanthrope...

 

[TheMindzI]

@Misanthrope
ok this is getting more serious than I thought.. I didn't pretend anything and I don't give a fuck about who's the bad guy here.. and I certainly don't want you to be the bad guy..
I still like you and I think you are a nice guy.. even though I don't really know you.. and even though u try really hard to be that "misanthrope" one If u think that I'm stupid because I like a guy that has an opinion and expresses it.. what can I say.. but I don't think this is the case.. so get the fuck out of it! You are better than that..

 

[Misanthrope]

Im not i just find the thought of liking someone like me discusting, and i do not see any reason at all beyond what i expressed to make such an asupmtion unless you wish to be in a happy forum where everyone is nice to each other and pretends to like each other and gives a fake smile to someone who just called him stupid. I call that the real world and i stay away from the real world as much as i can. If more people states what you stated i would gladly flee this forum forever.

 

[Misanthrope]

Yes, thats right... I think sexism overall is fucking hilarious..

You can laugh at your dead's mother mutilated desecrated corpse for all i care i do not care at all. I care about the double standart everyone has about jokes, TheMindzI can walk in here and tell a joke about how he likes to beat women and i cannot say " gee you look like a geek"

 

[TheMindzI]

You are way too self-confident huh? And u try to stay away from the real world??? What is that? Some sort of joke? Whatever..
There's nothing fake about me here.. this is no different from the real world for me.. I'm the same fuckin person.. and I don't really care if u call me stupid or whatever.. I don't care because I'm quite aware of who I am and your words don't mean shit as far as I am concerned.. that is for everyone on the board..
I don't want you off of the forum anyway.. I didn't mean that.. over and out..
(EDIT: and I don't like beating women )

 

[Misanthrope]

are you capable of reading? If so, do you think a person who finds himself discusting is self confident? if so, do you know how to speak in a sarcastic way? Are you capable of posting a message without using the word fucking at all?

 

[E V I L]

.....someone needs a hug.

You seem to get these misanthropic fits, misanthrope. I sense you need to be redeemed from something. Care to talk about it? What makes your soul so porous, fatigued and torn that you think you can commit some of the weirdest absurdities/behaviors I've witnessed in a while?

 

[TheMindzI]

Originally posted by Misanthrope
are you capable of reading? If so, do you think a person who finds himself discusting is self confident? if so, do you know how to speak in a sarcastic way? Are you capable of posting a message without using the word fucking at all?

Are there any kind of lessons? I need to know how I can be sarcastic.. cause I WAS sarcastic when I said that you are pretty self-confident.. And I can speak without using "fucking" but I really like it.. there is no such a word in Greek.. and I FUCKIN enjoy it!

 

[Misanthrope]

.....someone needs a hug.

Again...not very evil of you.
And as for your proposal: No
see the how much is too much thread

 

[TheMindzI]

Anyway sorry about being an asshole here.. I'll give an end to this.. I guess Misanthrope is having a hard time.. c u around man

 

[E V I L]

Originally posted by Misanthrope

Again...not very evil of you-

refer to a prior post in this thread.

And as for your proposal: No
see the how much is too much thread

I have perused it. It's difficult to read past your bad english. But given the fact that you acknowledge your own self-contradictions I see no other fate for you than a solitude of self-violence, self-mutilation. It seems you have chosen your path. Why should anyone care? Why should you care? the word "law" and self-respect among other things carry no weight with you. Your behaviour is not only absurd, it's unintelligent and infantine. I've seen 7 yo's with greater sense of maturity and intelligence than you have evinced in this thread.

 

[Misanthrope]

i am sorry....i will try to work on my english
And you pretty much say it all when you say why should anyone care and i do not care what the intention of that was

 

[Towelie]

Greatest Gift - I guess I'd have to say my writing... it just comes to me... and my hopeless romantic side

Greatest Flaw - I have the worst self-confidence in the world... I can't tell you how many girls I've had like me.. and I haven't even known... and even when I do... it takes everything in the world for me to actually make a move or talk about it... and when I do.. it's usually too late... and it's funny because I'm so social... but when it comes to trying to date someone... I get all paranoid... and try to think why anyone would like me

 

[Malaclypse]

concerning the posts above

damn boys you just seem to have a bad-ass-day. now cut the bullshit and go through the thread from the very beginning. it's hilarious. this doesn't make any sense at all.
btw i like women who additionally have the ability to cook well, for i can't maybe women will like my ability to mow the lawn. this has nothing to do with sexism at all...
so peace, bro's