Heavenscent, Your ideal job is a Evil boss.
Heavenscent, Your Porn Star name is Mammary May.
heavenscent, Your ideal pet is a Maine Turtle.
Pieter, Your ideal job is a Dodgem Driver.
Pieter, Your Porn Star name is Swift.
Your Personnel expected death date is 27 November 2060
Pieter, Your ideal insurance claim is
Windscreen broken. Cause unknown. Probably Voodoo.
Heavenscent, Your ideal insurance claim is
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
It's shere magic...
But this one is teh shizzle:
You have to leave early:
Pieter, Your ideal excuse today is
My daughter is graduating from high school and I'd like to go to the ceremony.