When you were a little kid...

me: MEEEM IM DOOONE
mom: *mom wipes ass*
me: now go to the kitchen and make me some pie woman!
mom: yes dear

now that would be kick ass, but nah my mom always tried making me wipe it on my own :lol:
 
i only fall on my knee again and again. it was bleeding very much. then i was sitting on the street screaming loud like hell till my mom was running out of the house :lol:
 
yeah i think i pretty much did something like say something like that only i dont really remember it at all. all i remember from being young is playing doom with my brother and pressing the shoot botton while he did everything else and i remember running through a glass door.