When you were a little kid...

[-=MetalheaD=-]

is that some kind of metaphor for a weird sexual activity or something?

"hey baby... wanna go down with me on a mattress?"

and ocean, I did that too. Ive been scared of the stairs ever since i fell down them when i was 4 and was hospitalised. why did they have to put a damn hard as fuck metal radiator right at the bottom... grrrr... well, time to listen to some damn hard as fuck metal.

 

[Hrafn]

"hey baby... wanna go down with me on a mattress?"

and ocean, I did that too. Ive been scared of the stairs ever since i fell down them when i was 4 and was hospitalised. why did they have to put a damn hard as fuck metal radiator right at the bottom... grrrr... well, time to listen to some damn hard as fuck metal.

hey I fell down the stairs at that age too... my nose got all fucked up and my teeth somehow got fucked up to.. . only thing still fucked up today is my nose

 

[Ocean.Soul]

@tut: you damn kinky bastard

@lake laiho & metalhead:sorry to remind of traumatic experiences!

 

[Serephidian*]

Like hell I did! I was so proud of myself when I made poopies!

I still am proud of my poopies


Blocked the toilet up the city centre (mall to you yanks) TWICE

Booyaa

 

[follow_the_reaper]

Serephidian: When I was in Grade 8, we went up to Ottawa/Montreal for a Grad trip for 4 days. I felt bad. I clogged up the toilet with my shit the first 2 nights. I also clogged up my friend Korinne's toilet, it overflowed.

With me, I could never be scared of stairs. My sister used to throw me down them, and no word of a lie, I'd get back up and go up and be like, "can we do it again??!!". I was such a weird little girl.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

@tut: you damn kinky bastard

@lake laiho & metalhead:sorry to remind of traumatic experiences!

you know i am


and i won't even get started with the whole clogging business

 

[Serephidian*]

@ FTR : oh god i didnt tell you about the smelll pople sitting at a nearbby ledge had to be moved + a cordened off area

 

[derek]

I had a totally normal childhood. No pretentions of ever being "weird" or "special". I done maths and english at a level two years above me though hell yes

 

[Heavenscent]

Well, when i was about three feet tall, i used to climb on the table, yell "Mommy, look!", jump down and give my mother heart attacks on a daily basis.
When I was really young i often refused to eat. My mom said I even turned blue once. That really scared her.

 

[COBabe]

when i was a little kid, i saw a horse fucking another one and i was saying to my mum: look! the horse is playing circus

 

[derek]

My friend visited disneyland paris when he was around 5 and coming from a country town he had never seen a black person. A black lady exits the amusement arcade and he says, nice and loud "look mum, its a chocolate lady!"

btw...he was FIVE so it was hardly racist, incase anyone feels like saying something.

 

[Janina]

I don't remember ever doing that, but I do remember that Ninnu did it when she was younger, now she's old enough to wipe it herself

 

[Peti]

... did you scream something like "MOOOOOOOMMMM I'M DOOOOONNEE!!!!" when you finished taking a poop?

discuss

Yes.

 

[Lola]

traveling poo!

http://www.misterhankey.net/trips/index.htm

Hidey Ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[predator666]

nope, she would find out sooner or later, i never flushed

 

[Profanity]

uke:

 

[The Soulforged]

when i was little, i would finish up wouldnt wipe thou, yell for my mom nad we would wave by to the poopie. then i would sit back down and wipe. i was a fucked up child. i used to throw my friends lil bro in a suit case and push him down the stairs. we used to take exercising mats down the stairs too

 

[The Bringer]

What's with you guys and not being able to wipe your own asses?

I use to make my dad come and tie up my hockey skates before my games and practises.