Which cylon do you want to make hot machine sex to the most?

[Krigloch the Furious]

hawt!

 

[neal]

 

[Captain Beard]

I'd touch her butt.

 

[Phoenix5]

tigh of course.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Incidentally, has anyone else ever considered that there is a foolproof way to tell if someone is a Cylon? Their spines glow red during orgasm, so all you have to do is bang a Cylon from behind and they're caught. It's infallible and fun.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Brilliant.

 

[Captain Beard]

Now tell me, do all Cyclons turn bad when their sleeper programming activates? Or can they be turned back to the good side by promises of sexy time?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Funny you mention that, Sharon kind of turned good due to Helo sexing her.

 

[Captain Beard]

kind of? I bet if this Helo stimulates her g-spot she'll become an angel.

Why just kind of?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I meant she becomes good, kind of because of that. Helo knocks her up lolz.

 

[Captain Beard]

Ohhhh. If only all (female) Cyclons could be made good through a little penile injection.