Ahhhh...yes.... I'll never forget the first time I shaved a woman's chonch.dutchy said:I shaved my xgrlfriend for the 1st time and after that I gave her the Gene Simmons!!!
I was on morphine once...I fell off my horse and landed on my head...I daresay morphine saved my life!mrthrax said:about 5 years ago i had to have a hernia operation,my intestine was filling up my right ball sack,anyways before the operation they pumped me with morphine and i had to have it all shaved off,i couldnt stop pissing myself laughing,by the way morphine is fucking great stuff it feels like a wave is going thru your body.
i am a fan of demerol myself. Never had morphine. I had to get scoped in my nether regions. They injected me with Demerol. I fucking LOVED it. I can see why people get addicted to pain-killers. I was feeling awesome about 30 seconds after the injection. THey could have gang raped me with golf clubs--well, they sort of did, except it was a hose, and I did not give a shit. They also gave me something else--I forgot what it's called, but it makes you forget, so I only remember the beginning and the end of the procedure. Wicked shit.crystlpalace said:I was on morphine once...I fell off my horse and landed on my head...I daresay morphine saved my life!