Which one of these things is most likely to happen?

Which is most likely to happen??

  • Yours truly becomes a nun

    Votes: 5 11.9%
  • Slayer play a gig in Luxembourg

    Votes: 1 2.4%
  • COB play a gig in Luxembourg

    Votes: 4 9.5%
  • Immortal reunite

    Votes: 3 7.1%
  • Metallica write a good thrash metal song again

    Votes: 9 21.4%
  • Sentenced will NOT split up

    Votes: 3 7.1%
  • Tut becomes heterosexual

    Votes: 7 16.7%
  • Yours truly grows one more cm

    Votes: 2 4.8%
  • Yours truly meets Tairrie B

    Votes: 1 2.4%
  • Paris Hilton becomes intelligent

    Votes: 7 16.7%

  • Total voters
    42
But, Paris is a very good person. She's is already intelligent, comprehensive, sensitive, and has amazing dramatic skills ( Have you ever seen that "movie" that made her famous all over the world? ).
 
Oh, now that I think of it, there's one option I forgot: "Fanny aka Profatity gets a life.". Oh wait.....Christ on a public toilet, that would be EVEN MORE unlikely than the 1st, 7th and 10th options put together!!!