But, Paris is a very good person. She's is already intelligent, comprehensive, sensitive, and has amazing dramatic skills ( Have you ever seen that "movie" that made her famous all over the world? ).
Oh, now that I think of it, there's one option I forgot: "Fanny aka Profatity gets a life.". Oh wait.....Christ on a public toilet, that would be EVEN MORE unlikely than the 1st, 7th and 10th options put together!!!