Who is going to Wacken this year then?

[Black Winter Day]

Weren't you wondering why you haven't got any chicks recently?

it's not like bad hygeine is a new thing to me!

i never lather myself with soap in the shower. makes me feel... gay (for the lack of a better word). i don't smell bad (at least not that i'm aware of). and i CLEAN my teeth, just not with a toothbrush. in fact, my teeth have been white, straight and cavity-free my whole life. my dentist always tells me they can see i've been keeping up with my brush/floss routine.

 

[Hell Mike]

My teeth were good until I started using snus I guess

 

[Black Winter Day]

what is gayer: talking about teeth or talking about hair?

*ahem* so i was lifting weights today and...

 

[NAD]

My cleansing routine is concentrated on my sack. If it's clean, I'm clean.

Lifting weights is for sweaty men who like touching each other.

 

[Black Winter Day]

hey you bastards, i go to the gym every day! mostly to burn a ton of calories on cardio machines, but lately i've been working on my chest, arms and (especially) abs and starting to get toned like a non-gay person. so bite me!

 

[Hell Mike]

gyms are gay, working out is gay

 

[NAD]

lately i've been working on my chest, arms and (especially) abs and starting to get toned like a non-gay person. so bite me!

Go to Palm Springs (city with very high gay and rich old people population) sometime and check out all the gay mens, 90% of them are body builders. Seriously.

Eh, I used to worry about that shit too when I was super skinny, but now I'm not so I don't care anymore. I try to exercise for health reasons though. Try.

 

[Black Winter Day]

EDIT: dammit NAD!
sorath:
tell me that when you have cardiac arrest at 50!
(come on, it was the most stereotypical remark i could come up with)

at least i still smoke (every so often) and drink. maybe if i come to wacken i can get hooked on snus as well and spend loads of $$$ importing it weekly.

 

[Black Winter Day]

erik: yeah, menthol cigarettes are. cigars, pipes and hand-rolled cigs are very un-gay if you look cool and intellectual while you smoke them.

 

[Black Winter Day]

Eh, I used to worry about that shit too when I was super skinny, but now I'm not so I don't care anymore. I try to exercise for health reasons though. Try.

bah, my main reason for working out daily is to not get fat. and to get cut so chicks will want me to do them.

 

[NAD]

EDIT: dammit NAD!

Zuh?

Smoking rules, I've quit like 6 times this year after starting up again after a full year of smoke free living. *bangs head against wall*

"Why do I smoke cigarrettes and not cigars? Well I'd rather people thought I was sucking a thin white cock instead of a huge black cock."
--Norm MacDonald (highly paraphrased I'm sure)

 

[NAD]

erik: yeah, menthol cigarettes are. cigars, pipes and hand-rolled cigs are very un-gay if you look cool and intellectual while you smoke them.

Handrolled and other filterless are non-gay. I smoke light 100s now, VERY gay. Used to smoke Pall Mall filterless, decided I wanted to die 10 years earlier instead of 50 years earlier.

Pipes fucking rule, even people that don't smoke can enjoy that.

 

[Black Winter Day]

Zuh?

Smoking rules, I've quit like 6 times this year after starting up again after a full year of smoke free living. *bangs head against wall*

"Why do I smoke cigarrettes and not cigars? Well I'd rather people thought I was sucking a thin white cock instead of a huge black cock."
--Norm MacDonald (highly paraphrased I'm sure)

me, being lazy, did not use the "reply" feature in response to sorath. thus, you post made me go back and edit mine to clarify who i was referring to. if you want to fight, we will. meet me in topeka, kansas in 3 days.:Smug:

i should probably quit smoking altogether. but it is SO GODDAMNED GOOD WHEN YOU ARE DRINKING. i REALLY needed something to smoke last night.

 

[NAD]

and to get cut so chicks will want me to do them.

I'm glad the chicks I associate with aren't into that kind of shallow bullshit. Last two chicks I've dated actually said "ew!" when some dude revealed a 6-pack on TV, I expanded my beer gut and grumbled "thass right baby!"

 

[Black Winter Day]

Last two chicks I've dated

said "ew!" when some dude revealed a 6-pack on TV

my beer gut

how it all fits together...

 

[NAD]

Haha, yeah. Neither one liked beer, but they liked what it did to me for some odd reason.

 

[Hell Mike]

smoking is gay

 

[Black Winter Day]

this thread rules, but i have to get out of this goddamned chair and out of the house. food sounds like a good excuse.

shit, i think i feel another migraine coming on...

 

[NAD]

I'm somehow accomplishing work while being highly entertained by this thread. I wanna smoke.

 

[Tranquillian]

Heh, just seek us (me, Sorath, and friends) out and set up your tent somewhere next to us. The plan is to have everyone we're supposed to meet at Wacken wear their Nasheim shirts for recognition, so be sure to bring yours.

I'm all up for that, but I won't wear it every day of the festival.