Who's America going to invade next?

[JayKeeley]

For hypothetical reasoning, let's just say Bush wins on Tuesday, Iraq was a real threat, the oil didn't matter either way, and that WMD's went beyond household cleaning agents for lavatories and limescaled shower units.

Do you think it would be hypocritical now for the US not to invade countries like Iran or North Korea? I mean, the Americans are cornered into keeping true to their word now (regarding the war against 'terrorism'), so another country will need an ass-whooping...

True or false? And if true, then who?

 

[NAD]

I said the other night I want a country that makes zero sense at all, like Chad. Just drum up some weird nookyoolur charges and bomb the fuck out of them.

 

[J.]

Why haven't we invaded Cuba? Are we scared of that little piss-ant country? Or are we worried that they'll quit making cigars?

And you just know that past Presidents have enjoyed a good Cuban cigar before. Fucking hypocrites.

 

[JayKeeley]

And you just know that past Presidents have enjoyed a good Cuban cigar before. Fucking hypocrites.

Yeah. I mean, once upon a time, Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden were pretty chummy with the US too.

I like the idea of Chad, but North Korea would be such a cool fight. It's not like they eat once a week or live in a desert. Really, for those who support the war, who's going to enlist for a land war invasion against North frickkin' Korea? And if it went hand-to-hand, they all know kung fu chop suey too.

 

[J.]

North Korea would kick our ass. ANd to even have a chance at winning, the US Gov't would have no choice but to institute the draft.

 

[MFJ]

North Korea would kick our ass. ANd to even have a chance at winning, the US Gov't would have no choice but to institute the draft.

i don't even want to think about a draft, that would be the most horrible thing in the world. I'm not going to pretend that I'm not frightened at the thought of going to fight in some foreign land. I am going to college in Canada... so hopefully that saves my ass.

But seriously-

Vote.
John.
Fucking.
Kerry.

 

[nataservant]

I hope we invade Iran, Saudi Arabia, Cuba, North Korea, Russia, China, France, Germany, Indonesia, Africa, Mexico, Canada, Holland, Spain, Greenland, Iceland, Kuwait, India and the moon. Take that world!

VOTE.
GEORGE.
DUBYA.
BUSH.

 

[J.]

why would anyone want a Texan as President? I'm from Texas and I don't want a Texan as President. We kick ass at hunting, cookin' some mean steaks and BBQ, chillin' out on our porches drinking beer that no other state can rival, and two-stepping, but when it comes to making monumental decisions, leave it to the cheese and wine tastin' yanks.

People from other states voting for Dubya must be retarded.

 

[JayKeeley]

North Korea would kick our ass. ANd to even have a chance at winning, the US Gov't would have no choice but to institute the draft.

Holy shit, that's true. You'd still need your troops in Iraq and Afghanistan so you're going to be spread thin either way. Maybe have the Vietnam vets come back into service and help the young un's out.

Thing about North Korea is that they really do have WMDs!!!! Fucking hell! You throw a hand grenade into that country, and the next thing you know, DC is flattened.

I love how North Korea parade their nukes up and down the high street. You have to admit, they have balls.

 

[nataservant]

I love how North Korea parade their nukes up and down the high street. You have to admit, they have balls.

If if they are small shriveled ones

 

[MFJ]

why would anyone want a Texan as President? I'm from Texas and I don't want a Texan as President. We kick ass at hunting, cookin' some mean steaks and BBQ, chillin' out on our porches drinking beer that no other state can rival, and two-stepping, but when it comes to making monumental decisions, leave it to the cheese and wine tastin' yanks.

People from other states voting for Dubya must be retarded.

YESSSSSSSSS

 

[JayKeeley]

If if they are small shriveled ones

Either way, they're still teabagging dumbass dubya with those very balls.

1000 dead US soldiers in Iraq. Cannot imagine what North Korea would do on their own turf....wipe out complete battalions in a matter of minutes. It's like Ali vs Frasier at the Garden.

 

[Demonspell]

Iran and Syria would be the most likely candidates for the second term's fictitious war, Bush or more accurately his handlers know threatening military action against North Korea would be disastrous, so that's why he attempted to imply that Kerry would add to the strained relations between us and their Dear Leader...

 

[spaffe]

Yes North-Korea would most definately kick "your" ass, their army is among the biggest in the world, they've got WMDs (intercontinental ones?) and their troops know martial arts

Serioulsly though I think the US wont invade someone until the Iraq issue has been solved, if it ever will. But keeping the imperialistic policy might well incite a third world war if worse comes to worst.

 

[GrumpyDwarf]

I hope they invade Canada, if only to light a fire under the NHL and get us some hockey back.

 

[NAD]

I hope we don't invade Mexico, that would cause an influx of their people to flood into this part of US and become 50% of the population down here!

Oh wait.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Godamn spicks.

 

[NAD]

 

[General Zod]

...the Americans are cornered into keeping true to their word...

Can we please refrain from using the phrase "the Bush administration" with the word "Americans", as if they're interchangable? The two are not synonymous. Thank you for your cooperation.

Zod

 

[JayKeeley]

Shut it Zod. You voted for the cunt.