WOMAN!: if there's 1 for the men, there's gotta be 1 for women

Norwegian hockey player Patrick Thoresen

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eh,what do you gals think?
 
This is what i want: A guy with very waist length, dead straight, black hair. He has cat eyes on, a Cannibal corpse shirt, and baggy light blue pants. He's tall and has muscular arms with tanned skin! Find him! My dream man.