WOMAN!: if there's 1 for the men, there's gotta be 1 for women

[Heavenscent]

hmmmm....women's gasses...

 

[aleta]

what's the point for men to know about make-up?

you still don't get it?ok,i'll try to explain;
false:makeup is damaging to your health
true:makeup is damaging to your health if you put on too much and wear it too often,especially sleep with makeup on

get the point?

 

[Heavenscent]

now i know it..how does it help me in life?

 

[Profanity]

i hate it when girl wear 17 layers of makeup and trim their eyebrown down to 1mm. It looks gross.

Be warned. They're the devil worshippers.

 

[aleta]

to not be uninformed about some things.
why would someone wanna know who's the USA's president?it's just a fact in life...

 

[aleta]

and you can at least seem smarter

 

[Heavenscent]

Lipstick tastes icky

 

[aleta]

i agree.i don't use that crap

 

[Heavenscent]

Man, you keep improving upon me...almost no hair, no lipstick...

You should shave your head and we can make a gazzilion babies!!!

 

[Wings of a dream]

So you don't fall out of place and feel "Joey" if you're with a bunch of (hot) women and they start talking about makeup.

 

[Heavenscent]

I can talk about everything wothout knowing anything about it

 

[aleta]

i'll shave my head when janne warman asks me to sleep with him.after we do it i'm going bald!

 

[PanzerKunt]

there is a huge gap between Bush's miserable reighn and makeup :|

 

[Heavenscent]

He should wear corpse paint.

 

[Wings of a dream]

I can talk about everything wothout knowing anything about it

Women are smart you know, they'll catch your lies.

i'll shave my head when janne warman asks me to sleep with him.after we do it i'm going bald!

Do it Janne do it Janne!

 

[Profanity]

Here's a makeup joke for women to enjoy:

A young woman wanted to look beautiful and started using makeup like all of her friends. She could never take her makeup off because she got too paranoid about her hard bloody skin and every morning she put loads of new makeup on. After a while when it dried her head increased in size but this didn't stop her. Her head got too big to leave the house and eventually the fire brigade had to surgically remove her.

 

[aleta]

you dont like my hair?

 

[aleta]

Here's a makeup joke for women to enjoy:

A young woman wanted to look beautiful and started using makeup like all of her friends. She could never take her makeup off because she got too paranoid about her hard bloody skin and every morning she put loads of new makeup on. After a while when it dried her head increased in size but this didn't stop her. Her head got too big to leave the house and eventually the fire brigade had to surgically remove her.

that's supposed to be a joke?

 

[Heavenscent]

Women are smart you know, they'll catch your lies.



Do it Janne do it Janne!

It don't have to be lies. Opinions will do. I am very funny.

So is Profanity with the most random not funny joke ever

 

[Wings of a dream]

you dont like my hair?

I do, I just can't picture you bald.