1. that hair
2. that sweater
3. appearing on Love Connection
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8937. Having a last name that got him beaten up in middle school
I'd put the name pretty far down on the list of problems.
(In british english, a fagot is a bundle of sticks; in many other european languages, a fagot (or fagotto) is a bassoon. So maybe this guy's ancestors were orchestra musicians, or gathered firewood.)