would you carry around a handbag?

[skeptik]

I'm going to start wearing a fannypack just to spite all of you.

 

[Guthrum]

You should totally carry feces in it.

 

[skeptik]

I'll attach a spray gun to it and spray people with shit.

 

[Guthrum]

You, sir, would be my hero if you did that.

 

[SonOfNun]

It seems I have a whole lot of shit in my pockets too, but it doesn't really bother me. Keys, phone, checkbook, wallet, spare change, pen. hmmm.

I'd wear a backpack before any of that faggy ass crap suggested in this thread though.

My suggestion: wear bigger pants. More wangroom + huge pockets/numerous pockets.

 

[Krilons Resa]

CARGO PANTS

 

[Guthrum]

I just wear cargo pants and that's usually more than enough for the stuff I carry around.

 

[unhinged]

maybe an over shouder colostomy bag, clear of course but with extra pockets for phone, keys etc
if your phone was on vibrate it would make the watery poo jiggle when it rang

 

[Erik]

I just wear cargo pants and that's usually more than enough for the stuff I carry around.

q4t also my heavy metal leather jacket has like 543 pockets

though everything i carry around is wallet, keys, and occasionally my phone

 

[Guthrum]

I always thought metalheads usually just wore jeans and I was the odd one out wearing cargo pants.

 

[skeptik]

I wear large jeans with numerous large pockets.

 

[Trylakos]

I weat tight dress pants I can still manage taking stuff around though. When I was in grade 10 I was known for being able to carry several toys of different shapes and sizes without detection

 

[skeptik]

You actually have time to dildo yourself in school? Jesus Christ, I had very little free time to myself during high school, especially 10th grade.

 

[Trylakos]

You actually have time to dildo yourself in school? Jesus Christ, I had very little free time to myself during high school, especially 10th grade.

 

[skeptik]

:zombie:

 

[Trylakos]

:Smokin:

 

[cthulufhtagn]

if your phone was on vibrate it would make the watery poo jiggle when it rang

that i find this so funny is a comforting reminder that one is never too old for poop jokes

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

I will never wear a fanny pack. I stilldont like phones .I just dont like people bothering me, if they want to call they can leave a message. i usually wear either my cut off camo shorts which all the pockets are ripped and torn , but have big pockets ,or my pants I bought at the BUckle. STFU!! I either dress like a metal bum or like a Hollister kid. That way Metal chicks look at me and Preppy chicks. ITS ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE MY FRIENDS!!!!

 

[Reign in Acai]

I may purchase a pair of camo shorts.

 

[Krilons Resa]

I may purchase a pair of camo shorts.

So you can creep up on them bugs WWII style.