would you have unprotected sex with angela of arch enemy?

[PlatypusJesus]

"No comment on my comment on not being excited about females 4 years older than you?"
It took me a second to get that, but I can control myself unlike some people here. Some people see a fine erm female and just lose their heads. Especially metalheads. I, for one, am calm.

 

[Black Winter Day]

i don't know why, but that last statement you made caused me to laugh my ass off!

 

[anamneulach]

i know this is probably a pretty late reply about the jack ass movie... but just exactly how sick is it?

 

[Greenwater_Pond]

It's not as gross, but one of the grossest things probably had to be when they were going to "test" a toilet at a hardware store before they bought it. They gave the guy exlax or something, and he couldn't make it so he crapped his pants, he was trying to clean it up outside of the car, and then one of the camera men threw up. Then after that happened, the next camera started laughing, looked at the guy cleaning up his shit, then at the pile of puke from the other cameraman, and he puked too.

Also launching fireworks out of an asshole while it's tied to another guys dick was kinda gross, and a toy car being shoved up someone's ass, then going to see what the X-rays looked like.

Good times

btw I'm sure I spoiled nothing because it's not like the movie has an intricate plot

 

[bleedingfilth]

Originally posted by Greenwater_Pond
btw bleeding, what caused the avatar change?

I just thought I'd put up a recent picture of myself. That one was taken lastnight. I'm putting red streaks in my hair again sometime next week .
As far as Jackass...did you ever see the one where they dumped Johnny Knoxville upside down in that port-a-potty? Now THAT was gross!

Originally posted by metalica sucks horse boners bleedingfilth, have you ever been tested for STDs? how big is the biggest peter you ever had stuffed in you? the smallest? have you ever did it with a negro? what about animals, like horses and dogs? check out my website, www.nastybeast.com i can make you a movie star

You're fucking discusting man...yes I have been tested for STDs....and my sex life is none of your business. I know you want me to give out that info so you can sit at home with your tweezers and magnifying glass and try your hardest to get off to my words on the screen...cause you're a loser.
No I have never did it with a "Negro" (I hate that fucking word...its so racist)

As far as animals...NO thats the most grotesque thing I have ever heard of...you need to get a life and stop trying to live your fantasies out through girls you see online...and stop harming poor animals...I'm really sorry thats the only action you can get...but really...it's sad and very disturbing

 

[Black Winter Day]

nice response

 

[bleedingfilth]

Thanks..I wasn't going to say anything, but I have to take up for myself you know?

 

[Troyanasy]

Bleeding
Ignore that putz
he has a bad crack hangover today

 

[Guerrilla]

Originally posted by Troyanasy
Ignore that putz
he has a bad crack hangover today

Damn, you say it like it's a bad thing.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"Ignore that putz
he has a bad crack hangover today"
Either that or he's a brain dead cunt. Hmm, which one?

 

[metallica sucks peters]

You're fucking discusting man...yes I have been tested for STDs....and my sex life is none of your business. I know you want me to give out that info so you can sit at home with your tweezers and magnifying glass and try your hardest to get off to my words on the screen...cause you're a loser.
No I have never did it with a "Negro" (I hate that fucking word...its so racist)

As far as animals...NO thats the most grotesque thing I have ever heard of...you need to get a life and stop trying to live your fantasies out through girls you see online...and stop harming poor animals...I'm really sorry thats the only action you can get...but really...it's sad and very disturbing [/B]

oh for fucks sake..."negro" is racist?????? its spanish for black. are you aware of that??????? maybe my pals is a racist word. but negro?????

i do not harm animals. when i scratch a dogs ears, i can tell he likes it. when i take a dogs food away, i can tell he does not like that. i can tell you a dog is DEFINITELY enjoying himself when furiously humping a fine human female. its OK if you dont want to admit your animal fantasies, most women feel shameful of theirs.

i have never, and will never have sex with an animal, i just like to watch girls have sex with animals.

may i ask your age? your indignant response and spiteful words and naive nature lead me to believe youre quite young. maybe when youre 18 you can take part in my movies.

and my peter is quite fat for a white dude

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"i just like to watch girls have sex with animals."
Yeah, that's as far as you'll ever get, watching.
"i have never, and will never have sex with an animal, i just like to watch girls have sex with animals."
There's a little thing called denial. Just admit your problem man. It will help.
"and my peter is quite fat for a white dude"
Again there is a little thing called denial. There is also a little thing called your peter. And another little thing called your brain.

 

[Moshpit]

Now this is the most stupid thread I´ve ever seen!
Maybe most of you guys should get a g/f...or a life!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"Maybe most of you guys should get a g/f...or a life!"
Well, maybe you should go get a gun and blow your fucking brains out.

 

[metallica blows pony peters]

Originally posted by Lord of Metal
"Maybe most of you guys should get a g/f...or a life!"
Well, maybe you should go get a gun and blow your fucking brains out.

how old are you, lord of metal????? what a typical powermetalfag comment...........

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Don't talk about me. You are the one that is still upset that Metallica sold out. Get over it prick. Shit happens, it isn't the fucking end of the world.

 

[Guerrilla]

Hey Lord, pony peters over there seems pretty pissed off and angry and everything... Why don't ya invite him over your place and make him feel a little better? Besides he's been hitting on you since forever and well, this seems like a good chance for you two to put the hate behind, forget about those hurtful things we've all said and have tons of fun, meaningless homosexual sex. Yeah. It'll also be good for your mom. Let her rest for a while, you've been banging her continuously all week.

 

[Broken Offering]

Metalica didnt sale out.. Lmao.. They bought in... Fuckin faggets lost that edge in the early 90s... Sad someone still listens to the fag hetfield an his lil cocksuckin friends... As far as the way you talk to bleeding.. i almost didnt say nothing cause she handled ya well.. Damn proud of ya ... But fuck that.. Someone needs to say some more... Animalsex huh... Ya.. Beasiality is one of the sickest fuckin things ive ever seen.. Your probbley one of those guys who gets those specail mags.. you know "Bitchs" its got a great lassie pictoral every month i hear... But aside from that.. lets discuss your obsession with the penis.. You talk about black dick an white dick.. Whats with all the dick talk son? Do you have a fetish for more then just lassie an benji? does it exceed itself into john holmes as well? are you really a closet pillowbiter/doggyraper? An you talk about control.. None of you have any control.. lord reminds me of this kid a few years ago who kept asking my cuz if she" wanted his jacket" like 30 fuckin times in a 2 hour stretch.. Control is confidence.. Lord trips over his dick trying to compliment bleeding.. an im sure she sees it the same way.. As for the metalicafag im not even sure i have to insult you.. In addition to posting this gay ass thread your post suggest you have an iq roughly in the 40s... Do me a favor.. stand on one leg spread your arms out, lean your head back, touch your nose with yoru right hand bending it at the elbow? Did you fall.. figueres .. i knew ya were a fuckin retard... As for bleedings age.. 19 im almost sure.. glad that you seem to think your smart as me to diconncern ages an such.. But you just dont have the mental power for masterbation.. much less this kinda flame..


In closeing I pray that the idiots of your villige get togather an castrate your punk ass too keep you from breeding.. i dont know if the world could handle the wierd cat raping poser your kids would become..

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Don't put my name into your desires Guerrilla. You know, you're kind of like the guy who goes to buy viagra, "Yeah, uhh, it's for my friend." Just say you want some of pony peters, but don't drag me into your fantasy. I want no part of it.

 

[Broken Offering]

Im sure he didnt mean that about your mom dude..
















Absoultly postive he didnt......





























Cause your broke ass cant afford that fire ass milfgina..