Would You Rather?

[Brooks]

Let's play.


Would you rather be able to fart ice cream or burp chocolate?

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Burp chocolate. This isn't 2 girls 1 cup.

Would you rather eat your pet or a human stranger?

 

[Brooks]

Pet. Human meat tastes like shit.


Would you rather make out with a crackhead for 15 minutes, or snuggle with one every night for a month?

 

[Anvil]

Depending on how smelly... probably 15 minutes.

Would you rather play tiddlywinks or pogs?

 

[Brooks]

Pogs. Duh.

Would you rather have one eye in the center of your forehead or the skin of an iguana?

 

[neal]

cyclops. with lazer eye.


would you rather be forced to watch your least favorite band (headlining set) or eat a small plate of your least favorite food?

 

[EricT]

Watch my least favorite band headline... if I ate even a small plate of my least favorite food, I'd be sick for quite the while.

You have to be one: A black man with a missing leg living on a subway, or a singaporean man working 2 jobs living in a 1 bedroom apartment with 18 other people... Which would you rather be?

 

[neal]

what about laying in a pool of my own blood, brain matter, and skull fragments after BLOWING MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT


would you rather rework your shittiest job or retake your shittiest class?

 

[azal]

shittiest job, at least you get money out of it.

 

[azal]

would you rather bring back dinosaurs or frank zappa?

 

[Captain Beard]

Zappa, Dinosaurs would just wreck shit.

Listening to a conversation spoken in TXT for 4 hours or watching 4 naked fat women fight over a lion roast in a butter pit?

 

[El Stormo]

As horrendous as it is, I'd still go for the txt convo

Males only: Have sex with a gorgeous man, or have sex with a repulsive woman?

 

[azal]

I'd have sex with El Stormo.

WOuld you rather sing in Twisted Sister or Poison in each bands' hayday?

 

[rebirth]

Employ your engines in something
beyond the programme before, and not after, you employ them on
the programme itself.

 

[El Stormo]

I'd have sex with El Stormo.

Oh my!

WOuld you rather sing in Twisted Sister or Poison in each bands' hayday?

Twisted Sister, I suppose, at least that way I can fool myself into thinking I'm not taking myself too seriously.

Cut off your hands or your dick?

 

[Narmoth]

difficult. Without dick... Without hands, and with my luck with ladies, just the same. Still, arm protheses are awailable, so I'd go with cutting of hands (especially if I was supposed to do it myself).

Now: "sing" in a rap / hip hop group (no fame included) or go deaf (completely)

 

[Will Bozarth]

theyre both technically the same. i'd imagine suffocating would hurt more, so drown.

Would you rather tape thumbtacks to your teeth spikes up and chew repeatedly or stick icecubes to your eyeballs while your eyes are watery so they stick to the cubes?

 

[El Stormo]

theyre both technically the same. i'd imagine suffocating would hurt more, so drown.

Drowning is a bit faster (lungs fill with water upon involuntary inhale), but it's also underwater. Suffocating takes longer, but at least you'll still have freedom of movement.

Would you rather tape thumbtacks to your teeth spikes up and chew repeatedly or stick icecubes to your eyeballs while your eyes are watery so they stick to the cubes?

The teeth, because if I lost my eyes, that'd be one of the most terrible things that could ever happen.

Buried alive or being eaten alive from the inside out by worms?

 

[Chromatose]

being buried alive inside a giant worm and having to eat my way out.


eat a bucket of someone else's: hair or toenail clippings?

 

[Will Bozarth]

Nail clippings.

Slowly eat a mound of dry dog shit or drink a large glass of blood?