Would You Rather?

Blood would just taste... irony... Depends on who's blood.

Which did your parents steal your innocence with? Revealing the truth behind Santa? or the Easter Bunny?
 
Fine then.

Which would you rather steal your children's innocence with? Revealing the truth behind Santa? or the Easter Bunny?
 
Would you rather annoy a thread by asking a similar question to one that has been asked, or slightly change a question that has already been asked and answer it again?

Jeff
 
eye, then i could wear an eye patch and be one step closer to my hero Snake Plisskin!


rather go to a maroon 5 concert or atreyu ?
 
Atreyu, the tears of whiny little emo bitches are more amusing than a bunch of "OW NIGGA! THE FUCK CHOO DO DAT FOAH?" when I stab people in the face.

Spam or Ramen for the rest of your life?

Jeff
 
baleen_02.jpg

Not that I have a dick to be sucked, but yeah.

Have sex with a hot girl/guy who has herpes (no outbreak, but still a chance!), or do someone who's morbidly obese, filthy, and smelly?