Would You Rather?

[El Stormo]

Buried alive - the ten tons would crush me and I wouldn't suffer for long. And I strongly discourage anyone from googling "Pain Olympics".

Would you rather be locked in a room for ten hours with seven sweaty D&D nerds, or with seven fat, ugly female cosplayers?

 

[Captain Beard]

I know D&D nerds, they're not as bad as people think, just annoying. I'll choose them.

Hairs put out of your head a clump at a time or toenails ripped off?