Would You Rather?

[P4T0U]

hmm this board got an advantage..... it's seriously trolled with people posting 3 seconds after.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

So stop reading it.

Have sex with Alexi Laiho (and have graphic pictures put online) or cut off your own pinky?

 

[Karmic]

it's not trolling if it's not the CoB board

 

[P4T0U]

Cut off my pinky right now.

 

[Captain Beard]

So stop reading it.

Have sex with Alexi Laiho (and have graphic pictures put online) or cut off your own pinky?

I don't need my pinky.

Sitting on a Cactus with no pants or being forced to shave Laiho's pits with your teeth?

 

[P4T0U]

I would shave the cactus with my teeth before sitting on it.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

GO AWAY AND STOP RUINING OUR THREAD.

Stretch this Bodom fag to death on a rack, or cut off his limbs one by one until he bleeds to death?

 

[JBroll]

How about we tie him down, slit him from belly to chin, rip out his intestines six inches at a time (laying them across his chest to mark progress), and giving him food and drink to see how much he can live without while playing AYDY through a $20 Radio Shack CD player?

Jeff

 

[Kvlt Wench]

See, but you didn't ask a would you rather question, so you're really just asking for that to be done to yourself.

Kill your mother or eat your sibling (cooked)?

 

[P4T0U]

thread = /b/

lolz was that random? Because I really covered AYDY but not on a CD player


Would you rather watch this video or die?

 

[JBroll]

Kill your mother or eat your sibling (cooked)?

Sure.

Do both or neither?

(And that last question was a 'yes' or 'no' question, if you want to be really picky about it...)

Jeff

 

[El Stormo]

Would you rather watch this video or die?

I'd rather watch you die.

Would you rather be called buttercup, or make Jim swallow?

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

hmm i think Make Jim Swallow is a worse name...so buttercup:zombie:

the guitar or the bass?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

damnit. uhh... bass. mmm fish

would you rather be without a job (and say you were fired and your former manager would probably give anyone calling for a reference a very bad report about you) or without a sexual partner?

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Right now I have neither, but definitely a job. Sex is easy to get if you want it enough.

Pubic lice or scabies in your armpits?

 

[Captain Beard]

public lice are easier to get rid of medically, so those.

If Hillary wins the primary (naw) and picks Obama as her running mate, do I become alcoholic or light my ballot on fire?

 

[Anvil]

Move to Canada. I'll have a room opening up soon.

Would you rather maim people who walk slower than you, yet you're following them, or would you rather maim people who can't drive?

 

[Captain Beard]

I can handle a leisurely stroll if the person isn't TOO slow.

A house in Pennsylvania explodes. Do you makes jokes about it, or pretend you actually care?

 

[El Stormo]

A house in Pennsylvania explodes. Do you makes jokes about it, or pretend you actually care?

I make jokes. I make jokes about everything except child porn.

Which would you rather watch for an hour, with your eyes glued open? 2girls1cup or Pain Olympics?

 

[Lunar Still]

Never seen Pain Olympics, so I'll go with 2girls1cup. I only laugh when I get disgusted.

Would you rather be raped to death by a bull or buried alive beneath 10 tons of rotten pickled herring?