WoY Jokes.

[David Gold]

Hey Chris,



Are those Protools screens I see?

The Abbath and Horghs were a nice touch, too!

 

[chrisdoig24k]

Lol, I think they were Cubase. I google searched cubase and that's what came up lol. Speaking of google searches, your name turns up a male porn star!
And every picture can be improved by adding Immortal!!!

 

[chrisdoig24k]

 

[MentallyAbstract]

D'aw, look at the cute little Immortal

 

[stevenfurgiuele]

 

[chrisdoig24k]

But the scariest thing of all? In the top left corner where David is, look at the original. Separated at birth, anyone?

 

[Triton]

^[/no coincidence]

 

[jwiniars]

When my band (The Green Evening Requiem) was going to play with Woods last year, my drummer (Evan) was on the phone with Dave trying to figure out where we were going to meet up. So I said, "ask Dave if there is a meeting place and time". No one laughed

Cheers,

Joe

 

[sdmf2]

When my band (The Green Evening Requiem) was going to play with Woods last year, my drummer (Evan) was on the phone with Dave trying to figure out where we were going to meet up. So I said, "ask Dave if there is a meeting place and time". No one laughed

Cheers,

Joe

haha. not bad

 

[Dauden]

"Hey David, you don't look so good? The winter finally getting to you?" "Yeah, I'm really against the seasons. I've got the darkest winter blues, and its time for me to start shedding my deadwood"... hows that? Haha, terribly lame?

 

[CaGeD iN]

"Hey David, you don't look so good? The winter finally getting to you?" "Yeah, I'm really against the seasons. I've got the darkest winter blues, and its time for me to start shedding my deadwood"... hows that? Haha, terribly lame?

only time i shed some deadwood is when im drunk and alone








that came out disgusting please forgive me

 

[David Gold]

I got one...

Q: "What's a perfect year end gift for a Woods of Ypres listener?"

A: "A calendar."

 

[chrisdoig24k]

Canadian Cocktails #1


The Black Metal Being

-Equal parts blood and ice
-Use just as much wood as tree

For best results, get Dan Hulse to mix this for you.

 

[Mike Sickle]

Canadian Cocktails #1


The Black Metal Being

-Equal parts blood and ice
-Use just as much wood as tree

For best results, get Dan Hulse to mix this for you.

 

[Midnight In Winter]

Q. What's Chris's favorite Holiday decoration?





A. The "Chris Mezz" tree.

 

[David Gold]

Haha! These are good! I'm posting that on Chris' Facebook wall (how kVLT, eh?).

I'd like to see some of you photoshopeths make a nice 'Chrismezz' tree.

 

[SeanNZ]

That cocktail one is great

 

[chrisdoig24k]

Why thankyou!

Mistakes Artists Make?

 

[zekeyou]

 

[sdmf2]

hahah nice, chrisdoig