WoY Jokes.

[chrisdoig24k]

heeheehee, I'm on fire!

The Sea Of Immeasurable Moss

I wanted to find a picture of a girl with WAY too much lip gloss to make 'Immeasurable Gloss' but I couldn't find one!

 

[SeanNZ]

I think "moss" works just fine

 

[matt schrauben]

Dear God!

 

[chrisdoig24k]

I didn't notice the two perverts hiding in the trees before, but now I do! griiiiiiiiiim

 

[TENTH DREAMER DECEIVER]

Years ago in the Maiden chat room, I substituted the word "chicken" into various song titles. e.g. When Two Chickens Collide, Rime of the Ancient Chicken. Lets try with WOY:


Shedding the Chicken
Awaiting the Inevitable Chicken.

 

[aimless nomad]

To Lock Eyes with a Wild Chicken
The Sea of Immeasurable Chicken

Yes, inspired by Chrisdoig's moss pic

Chicken Artists Make(The Dream is Dead)

 

[chrisdoig24k]

baaahahahahahaha!

"Where dynamite blasted the Canadian chicken"
and similarly
"I am just as much man as chicken"

 

[phantomfreak]

The Allure of the Chicken

 

[chrisdoig24k]

I was walking down the street today listening to The Sea Of Immeasurable Loss and I thought "So pick up your chicken! And run for your life!"

 

[Miltbrand]

"I am just as much man as chicken"

HAHAHA!

 

[phantomfreak]

"I was on my own and alone to decide chicken was all that mattered."

 

[CaGeD iN]

"Im not your stepping stone, im not your fucking chicken!"

"Thrill of the chicken"

like in my sig.... "No sensation is greater than that of chicken"

 

[Miltbrand]

Am I the only one who hears it as "the iron crutch" instead of "the iron grudge"?

 

[David Gold]

"I'm not your fucking crutch!"

 

[David Gold]

From another board:

'Tiger Woods of Ypres'

 

[Dauden]

^ Somehow I get the feeling Tiger Woods isn't from France Haha, thats fantastic

 

[derek]

or Belgium.......

....

 

[Dauden]

^ ... or that... oops...

 

[winterheathen]

This wood will be used for building a chicken?

 

[chrisdoig24k]

Not a joke per se, but I saw this in the QANTAS magazine.