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Nov 27, 2005
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so i was checking this page: http://www.tashian.com/perl/multibabel.cgi , it translates things from english to some other languages and then back to english, this is what i got for my favorite part of deliverance:


the small hour of the current of the wheel is scattered, of that they
give to form them, hard in and to the resisted hour hard that enters
the left his later nothing nevertheless the memory of the scar in me


I think i found out how mikael comes up with those poetical lyrics. :rock:
 
rofl that's awesome


My favourite verse of GoP comes out like this:

In the time you whistle from its validity verb-let from its voice out
and dirtied its name and as the pages, those in a diary seemed were
indicated, completely cleanly that one does not soil:lol:
 
From english to French:

While developing in spirals with the ground below, as of the sheets of
autumn left in the wake with you still fade while awaking far with
your noise, and fault in the ways of misery

Then to German and back again:

With itself developing in the spirals with the soil under, starting
from the pages of the autumn calmly in the track with you to fade it
still when with your noises and disturbance in the methods miserable
far to wake up


Interesting... it is rather poetic isn't it? I like it better originally.
 
and can have screaied, I that I knew that she had been, inoperative
man of the age of the relative I of the obsession, he I which I keep
dead...., if I made the examinación to this station of the work of
you? when the updated restoration does not fix to write up a sigh
nevertheless? when she is these inoperative women ours only the
spectators? when go we we become of the obstruction? when we can shout
towards outside in the place of me that we whispered? when he does
very well of the new beginning and a ritrovamento of this sad
madrigal?

nice!
 
Lmao, the first part of Bleak!

"If the movement the internal part, that one that always beats for the
cause, of that the component loss that the damages, of that, they in
the morning disappears the sweepings of precipitations in you with the
conclusion of the mine of the Vista, the damage of the cold time is
always cancelled the end to lose itself in the internal part
altogether delays in incubi of the furniture of the sun that engan@o
the door its pagination later, to that he trampea me when they die
grida the night, of that the grida one so that fastly dies this he
here to him the interior of its ruptures"

This is fucking awesome! :lol:
 
To Bid you Farewell:

I am awaiting the sunrise
Gazing modestly through the coldest morning
Once it came you lied
Embracing us over autumn's proud treetops

I stand motionless
In a parade of falling rain
Your voice I cannot hear
As I am falling again


In Italian:

I attend the dawn that locally has determined modestly beyond the
mornings of more cold as far as once, until that top does not have
them kisses you we them fairs of the tree of the surplus autumn has
come, that I have fallen motionless in a prozession of the rain to the
inside of the relative notion of voice, than cannot feel, while still
I fall
 
ROFL I got something:

I'm going to go eat some ham. Maybe I will kill a few blasphemous fools on the way?

Translates to

I will go eat a certain ham. Perhaps I will destroy some imbeciles
blasphématoires on the path?

From French!!!
 
Sparkes of blockage, that one had full burnt the duration in me,
daemon of the autumn. :rock:
 
Brilliant site, Nice one Worldwide :)

This is the review of Opeth's Mean-Fiddler gig in September 2005 and then Babelized...

Enjoy.


With many critics hailing Opeth's Ghost Reveries as heavy metal album of the year, it doesn't take a Mastermind contestant to figure out that the snotty-nosed ticket touts outside the Mean Fiddler are making a killing on this Indian summer's eve.

Inside, it is heaving well before tonight's support act - Extol - take to the stage, although it is with an air of suspicion that the masses await the arrival of this Norwegian act who fuse thrash, progressive metal and melody into an infectious package.



Extol tear into a painfully short set with Gloriana - an exemplary display of their recent album Blueprint's somewhat less thrashy sound compared to that of old. It is a brave move to start this way and is one that receives little favour from those who are new to the band.

However, once classics such as Paralysis have sufficiently demonstrated Extol's extreme metal roots and given drummer David Husvik the opportunity to prick up many an ear in interest, the audience appear somewhat reassured to the extent that even the relatively soft newbie Pearl is given a substantial amount of praise from the gradually warming throng.

Perhaps this is due to the open-minded nature of Opeth fans, being prepared to accept something different and embrace it. Or perhaps it's simply because Extol are a band of such quality that one can't help but appreciate it.

Opeth open with a reworked version of 2002's Deliverance and by doing so ease us into a schizophrenic evening of death metal blasts and acoustic, melody-fuelled 'ballads'. The Baying Of The Hounds throws a bone to those chomping at the bit to kick off in the pit, while its neighbouring track on Ghost Reveries - Beneath the Mire - goes down like a true classic.

The Drapery Falls is a high point for the already enraptured crowd, and gets the entire venue singing out the tune-dripped, anthemic chorus, while the accompanying haunting acoustic verses provide the headbanging brigade with a much needed respite before the pace is once again picked up as The Grand Conjuration rings out.

Face Of Melinda gives frontman Mikael Åkerfeldt opportunity to showcase just how far his voice has come over the years, with the first three, mellower minutes of this number sounding even stronger than they do on disc. Meanwhile, the penultimate epic Blackwater Park is introduced by Opeth's drummer, something that Åkerfeldt is quick to capitalise on with the tremendously quotable: "Yes my children, that is a four-four beat - AC/DC made a fortune from that!"

As Demon Of The Fall takes diehard fans back to 1998's My Arms Your Hearse album for the final, mayhem-inducing few minutes of tonight's proceedings, I'm left with the distinct impression that this bunch of laid-back Swedes should be headlining next door's larger Astoria Theatre. If there is any justice in music, it'll be sooner rather than later.

- Tom Da


Translated back to English:


With much critics hailing the Daydreams of the backup computer of
Opeth as a heavy metal album of the year, one should not for one
disputing of spirit higher than the figure out of that the outside
snotty-smelled canvassers of ticket than the average violonor make a
massacre this day before of Indian summer. Inside, it raises well
before the act of the support of the this evening - exaltez - take at
the stage, although it is with air of the suspicion until the masses
wait the arrival of this Norwegian act which melt the vibration,
progressive metal and the melody in an infectious module. Exaltez the
tear concerned painfully runs with Gloriana - an exemplary display of
the noise to some extent less thrashy of their recent model of album
compared with that of old man. It is a movement to face to begin EC
way and is one which receives little favour of those which are new
with the tape. However, once that the traditional ones such as the
paralysis sufficiently showed exalté the extreme roots and the beater
given David Husvik out of metal the occasion to prick to the top of
much an ear in the interest, the assistances seems to some extent
reassured insofar as even the relatively soft pearl of newbie is given
a substantial quantity of praise gradually heating fill them. Perhaps
it is due to the open-occupied nature of the ventilators of Opeth,
being prepared to receive something of different and to embrace it. Or
perhaps it is simply because exaltez are a tape of such a quality that
one cannot help it but appreciate. Open Opeth with an improved version
of stamping 2002' S and while making thus relieve us in a
schizophrenic evening of the metal breaths of died and ' ballades
acoustic and melody-filled of fuel. To bark of the gun dogs throws a
bone with those which chomping with the bit with the blow-of-foot
except function in the well, whereas its track close on Daydreams to
backup computer - under mud - goes down like a traditional truth. The
autumns of drapery is a point raised for already which charmed
crowd, and obtains the whole appointment singing out of the
grant-drained chorus and anthemic, whereas the acoustic worms of
obsession of accompaniment provide to the brigade headbanging a
deferment so necessary before the step is selected again to the top of
while the Conspiracy large sounds outside. The face of Melinda gives
the opportunity frontman kerfeldt of Mikael _ to present just to which
distance its voice came more years, with the three first, of the riper
minutes of this number seeming even stronger than they make on the
disc. While waiting for, the penultimate park epic of Blackwater is
presented by the beater of Opeth' S, something that _ the kerfeldt is
fast to profit in function with enormously the quotable one: the
"Yes my children, that is a beat of furnace-furnace - AC/DC makes
a fortune starting from the that!" Because the daemon of the
autumn again takes with the tough ventilators with 1998' S my arms
your album of yew for the final one, mutilation-inducing little report
of the steps of the this evening, I am left with the distinct
impression that this group of wide Swedes postpones should put a
larger theatre of Astoria of the next gate. If there is any justice in
the music, it will be earlier rather than later. - day of Tom

Copy n Paaste to see other versions...

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French:
Just a second and me were left with nothing. Its frequency always
palpitating by the humid air. That the day came at an end and it had
destroyed in me its credit.

German:
Even ones were left a second and I with nothing. Its frequency, which
always pounds on the damp airway. The fact that the day at an end and
at it came had destroyed in me its credit note.
 
My favorite Opeth line:

Ripped from my embrace
Melinda reflected in shafts
red line round her neck
met the earth in silence

Translated from Japanese:

Tearing from me, include Melinda which is reflected on the shaft where
the circular red-light district meets to the earth of her neck
silence

Dammit - I knew she was a slut. I'm so glad I killed her.
 
wwallinga said:
My favorite Opeth line:

Ripped from my embrace
Melinda reflected in shafts
red line round her neck
met the earth in silence

Translated from Japanese:

Tearing from me, include Melinda which is reflected on the shaft where
the circular red-light district meets to the earth of her neck
silence

Dammit - I knew she was a slut. I'm so glad I killed her.

ROFL! :grin:
 
okay, so i just got tired of using my 1337 stuff... no more I pwn you n00b!... I'm gonna use this in a more classic Opeth-way:

To the accreditation he noob!