WTF?!

Korn is my favourite band, ever!
~
Translated to Spanish:
¡El grano es mi cinta adhesiva de la persona o de la cosa del
favorito, nunca!
~
Translated back to English:
The grain is my sticky tape of the person or the thing of the
favorite, never!

Ummm, WTHELL :D
 
The moor:
The sigh of summer upon my return
Fifteen alike since I was here
Bathed in deep fog, blurring my trail
Snuffing the first morning rays

Weary from what might have been ages
Still calm with my mind at peace
Would I prosper or fall, drain the past
The lapse of the moment took it's turn

english->japanese->english
translates:
Being with the fog where I am deep to soak here, in the same way it
emits first morning perhaps, the sigh of the summer in 15 of my return
which pollutes my road which inhales the key tobacco me who become
quiet it is the age which prospers, or or in order to fall, does to
flow out the past when lapse of the time the revolution which is takes
that the thing the empty still my heart becomes fatigued in peace

(through a mesh of languages)
translated:
It impregnates deeply here ingualmente of the fog I if to direct them,
distracted in first pareillement of the place of matti the something,
she were possibly this dirty my remarkable person of the tobacco of
the inspiration of the track that she feeds, in La Paz of the order,
of pr0sperity of the age, he is other to close itself becomes, or or
for the place, rivers of the last summer, for which sighing is in 15
restorations nonupdated of that, when the updated restoration of the
steps was not the material like the hour, internal of the piece of the
mine if always vacia, excess an air to be tired at the time of La Paz
 
Risti Kita said:
Korn is my favourite band, ever!
~
Translated to Spanish:
¡El grano es mi cinta adhesiva de la persona o de la cosa del
favorito, nunca!
~
Translated back to English:
The grain is my sticky tape of the person or the thing of the
favorite, never!

Ummm, WTHELL :D

lol, thats fuckin awesome :lol:

Why do you guys think Opeth used this to write their lyrics? That seems rather insulting to the guys themselves. I always considered Opeth's lyrics to be pretty good.
 
"I fuck little babies up the ass until they bleed."

...

"I have sexual loops of the foundation of the way of the donkey the new
people, to work to him, young."

ROFL!!!!
 
a rofl nazi said:
^ read the lyrics to 'twilight is my robe'

mike wasn't very good with english back then :Spin:

It could be quite possible that he used to translate them. But im not going to assume this, because the man definitely is really good with words. It would be a very bad thing to do if he did this though. It wouldnt be his work, and would be illegal. I would lose a lot of respect for them too. Maybe Mikael gets assistance on writing lyrics? He may write the main concept, and the rest of the guys help spice it up.
 
Mike is incredible with words and I constantly must try to decifer the meaning of his lyrics, which is one of the reasons I love them so much. He might get some help but I am willing to bet his lyrics are just due to a great vocabulary and intelligent thought.
 
sorry, but mikael's lyrics dont really mean anything. They just sound cool.
lol at thinking he has a great vocabulary... his best friend is his thesaurus :Spin:
 
a rofl nazi said:
sorry, but mikael's lyrics dont really mean anything. They just sound cool.
lol at thinking he has a great vocabulary... his best friend is his thesaurus :Spin:

I disagree. I think some of his lyrics are very meaningful. A lot of them are just dark for darkness' sake, but some are very well thought out. Even if he does use a thesaurus, his vocabulary is growing with time. I agree with that point though, I bet he does use a thesaurus to help with the lyric writing process.
 
i think his best lyric is "deliverance".. the way he describes how that guy is drowning another person... it makes me feel very upset!!!
 
Original English Text:
I am a big man
(Yes I am)
And I have a big gun
Got me a big old dick and I
I like to have fun
Held against your forehead
Well I'll make you suck it
Maybe I'll put a hole in your head
You know. Just for the fuck of it
Well I can reduce you if I want
Well I can devour
I'm hard as fucking steel and I've got the power
I'm every inch a man and I'll show you somehow
Me and my fucking gun
Nothing can stop me now


Shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot
I'm going to come all over you
Me and my fucking gun
Me and my fucking gun
_______________________________________
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LMAO
 
daz436 said:
i dont get how this is funny :\
how not? its taking a sentence or something that we find normal seeing as how its regularly said or wtv, and translating it to different languages and back to english, making it completely weird and warped from what it originally was, for example;
Hello man, how are you today?

(translated through languages;)
Hello man, like GONE today?
 
a rofl nazi said:
sorry, but mikael's lyrics dont really mean anything. They just sound cool.
lol at thinking he has a great vocabulary... his best friend is his thesaurus :Spin:

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