Yo Dick Sirloin, this one's just for you :-D

[lurch70]

i like the chick on the left ... minus the horse teeth and freckles

 

[Will Bozarth]

so... you'd like the chick on the left if she looked completely different? me too!!

 

[lizard]

shelley seems to have the knack of pairing up with people that make her look even better.

i.e., her and margugs
I keed, cutie!

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

i like the chick on the left ... minus the horse teeth and freckles

I better be able to like her as well...that's Shelley's best friend from college.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

shelley seems to have the knack of pairing up with people that make her look even better.

i.e., her and margugs
I keed, cutie!

LOL

good zing

 

[lurch70]

I better be able to like her as well...that's Shelley's best friend from college.

hook it up son

:zombie:

 

[Erik]

so... you'd like the chick on the left if she looked completely different? me too!!

 

[JayKeeley]

I like freckles, fwiw. Whether they're on Heather, Evangeline Lily, or even Lucy Liu!!

Haha, that other cheerleader. Reminds me of that Chris Farley and Patrick Swayze sketch.

 

[unhinged]

I like freckles too
big fucking gums I can live without

 

[JayKeeley]

Horse faces are weird. They tend to only apply to women. Or rather, the most famous horse face in the world has got to be Alanis Morrisette.

 

[Erik]

so a horse walks into this bar right

 

[JayKeeley]

and the barkeeper says

 

[Erik]

"sorry, we don't serve horses"

 

[Erik]

"but we do have a selection of quality prime pork and beef cuts"

 

[Claws of Perdition]

Hey Gugs Don't screw this up man! ohh and

 

[Dick Sirloin]

You asshole, I'm a fucking junior here in the prime of my life and there's no way I could ever pull that.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Wait... you said that she was just for me.


Thanks!

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

You asshole, I'm a fucking junior here in the prime of my life and there's no way I could ever pull that.

yeah, well...

sorry kid

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Does this mean that once upon a time she's had 26 football player cocks in her mouth AT THE SAME TIME?

 

[NAD]

Haha, that other cheerleader. Reminds me of that Chris Farley and Patrick Swayze sketch.

Man, I totally unleashed a horselaugh upon reading this.