Yo momma joke thread

[Lithium]

Yo momma's head is so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo momma is so old that when she walked into an antique store they kept her.

Yo momma is so dumb that she stopped at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green.


Lol

:Smokin: :Smokin: :Smokin:

 

[War_Blade]

nobody post here


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[Blindfold]

^ no

yo mum is so fat if she jumps into the air, she stucks

 

[War_Blade]

damnit homer you ruin everything...

 

[Lithium]

damnit homer you ruin everything...

U just did with that first post, including your reputation

 

[Blindfold]

damnit homer you ruin everything...

no this is kinda funny... i get thinking of my years at groundschool

 

[Glycerine]

Yo momma is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv screen you miss 5 minutes of the show

 

[War_Blade]

okay fag, yo mamma jokes are what stupid ass clown my pals tell...

 

[Conti]

this is stupid
I tried it after i made the racist joke thread
it didnt work
and btw
your moma is fo fat she doesnt break a sweat ,she shatters it

 

[Blindfold]

Your mom is so fat her picture fell down

http://www.yourmom.com/

 

[Glycerine]

okay fag, yo mamma jokes are what stupid ass clown my pals tell...

how obvious you're not older then 15

 

[Conti]

he is...

 

[War_Blade]

you guys should go on the show "yo mamma"

 

[Conti]

i saw that a couple of nights ago

 

[Glycerine]

he is...

wasn't all too hard to guess

 

[imisseverygood showbecauseiam5]

moms are gaY and un-tr00!

 

[War_Blade]

i saw that a couple of nights ago

and you still think this stupid shit is funny?

 

[Feel_The_Force]

We had one of these threads before, and it failed miserably.

 

[Lithium]

^ stfu

 

[Blindfold]

moms are gaY and un-tr00!