You are out...

[Frodnat]

Dark Tranquillity are fucking hypocrites... hiding their fucking faces behind a mask of desperate sufferers. Sorry boys, you are out !!!

 

[DeepInMisery]

hey.. don't take everything here on this board so serious huh? if that's what you're aiming at

and why are they out?

 

[Tranquillian]

You're 11 days older than me Frodnat, but your silly anger implies that you are 11 years younger.

 

[DeepInMisery]

since this IS a flaming thread of DT after all,

 

[Arch]

In the words of a famous spammer,

That's good to know.

 

[rahvin]

don't you dare touch my mask of desperate sufferer, kid! you buy your own if you want one!

*cuddles mask of desperate sufferer*

unfortunately, i'm almost sure this thread was a joke.

 

[Onyx]

Hmm...
DT found a purpose for their music - to concentrate their sorrow. But that doesn't mean that they're such people in the real life. As far as I heard, they're cheerful and funny guys.

 

[Caelestia]

this reminds me of the playground at kindergarten...

 

[Northern Lights]

Wait, if they're out and pretending to be desperate sufferers it means they're alternative, right? Yay, they're tr00! And we're tr00 for liking them!

 

[JackhammerRape]

i can smell the sweet musk of tr00 Gr1mness!!!11!!

 

[Child of Time]

Maybe we r kvlt too!!!!1 :hotjump:

 

[Caelestia]

what the heck does a mating face look like? show me, Lasse?

 

[rahvin]

@hearse: each dt member does possess a mask of desperate sufferer, and they gave me one because i'm their official mascotte.

 

[rahvin]

uhh I edited one more thing in my post...

i'm just fucking hypocrites, hearse. how appropriate...

 

[Caelestia]

@Hearse: Holy crap, you spelled my nick correctly. That is a rare occurrence I'd love to go, but you'll have to send me the ticket first. Anyway I think I've seen the mating face...

Is this it?

 

[Child of Time]

So Rahvin, if you are the guy with the mask of desperation...
that means the DT guys are showing their mating faces behind you!?
Does that also mean they are fucking you FROM behind, while they show their smirking mating faces?

ALSO... if "Dark Tranquillity are fucking hypocrites", it makes you one, rahvin

OMG, rahvin is a hypocrite!

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I thought I was good at understanding what people mean even if they doesn't put it straight, but now, I'm at loss for words. So I better post this:

 

[Lolita Vampiriá]

this reminds me of the playground at kindergarten...

You should only see Seriously off topic board.
Gaa-gaa-goo-goo b00bz buttZ pussy!!111OMG LOLZ!

 

[rahvin]

@cot: what hearse means is...

- if dt band members are hiding their fucking (mating) faces behind a mask and i say i'm the owner of the mask, this means they're right behind me, looking horny. all of them.

- for some reason, they could be trying to have sex with me too. i know this wasn't really warranted by the first post in this thread, but hearse would never lose a chance to imply i'm the object of sexual desire.

- hearse and i will get married before easter.

 

[rahvin]

Before eater!? We don't have much time left then, do we

well, you said that if i'd worry about the catering you'd take care of the invitations, but since i don't want to meet any of your former girls there won't be many people from your side.

 

[Salamurhaaja]

WHAT THE FUCK!
is on the first fucking page, my motherfucking pile of garbage keeps dying every time I try opening it, is there an image or something there?
or is UM just being it's usual self?
Damn, I should stop coming to this place, it's not good for my blood pressure.