You know you've been too much on UM when...

[Lithium]

when you ask yourself whats wrong with Lithium?

When u thought this guy who posted this was ok, and turns out to be a fuckin retard kissing everyone's ass.

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

thast a good one. ive typed : erk : so many times


its so sad

I do it all the time

When you get pissed and say “stick to the topic” every time someone says something irrelevant

 

[Feel_The_Force]

When you spend your spare time talking to people you don't know.

 

[Glycerine]

when you're spamming on msn to get your post count up

 

[hatecrewchick]

*looks at post count*

*is jealous*

I have no life...

 

[Lithium]

When you're looking at the thread for men in the library and get owned by some faggotry librarian

 

[Turbo]

When you check your post rate every day to see if its gone down.

 

[Lithium]

When you check your turbo sig, and see that it's still there, instead of Glycerine's funny comment

 

[Ruins]

^so dispirit, you suck. as always....
read my sig for instructions of what to do

 

[RiderOfJustice]

you know youve been on UM to long when you try to make the laughing smiley face on your Instant Messeging programs

 

[The Nerevarine]

When you have 5.54 posts per day

 

[Muffin]

when you post in this topic :zombie:

 

[The Nerevarine]

When you wanna get laid on the internet

 

[Conti]

When you have 5.54 posts per day

when you have 10 posts a day

 

[Rock Hydra]

I think You've been on UM too much when you meatspin people in real life.

 

[Conti]

,how would that wrk?

 

[The Nerevarine]

When you open your mouth and vibrate your throat and open and close your mouth so the correct syllibals come out.

 

[Draznog]

you know your on UM too long when everytime you have a idea good or bad you still make a thread about it.

 

[xshadowsoulsx]

when you yell at or make fun of people because they dont have very many posts

 

[Glycerine]

when you watch soccer just to stay up with the FIFA thread