You know you've been too much on UM when...

when you tell someone you are going to ban them if they don't shut up
 
I call ppl b00n's these days...n00b is gettin old.
But if I call them b00n, they end up calling me Sawyer of John Locke (??)
And lol when I get higher in a test or exam I go PWNED!!!!!!!!111111, or simply just ''owned''