You might be a liberal if.....

[Hawng]

If you think the best way to care about a disease is to wear a ribbon...

If you think that pouring blood on a $1,500 fur coat is a sure-fire way to get your message across, but if anyone protests outside an abortion clinic, they're extremists...

If you think the New York Times is fair and balanced, but Fox News is ultra right-wing...

If you say "we" won the Cold War, but you opposed everything Ronald Reagan did to win it...

If you burned all your "RUSH" records out of principle when Mr. Limbaugh's show went nation-wide in the late 80's...

If you believe that the people in the fly-over states are ignorant idiots yet think that high-school dropout actors are political geniuses...

If you can't talk about foreign policy without using the word conspiracy...

If you think the Free Market is where they hand out Government cheese...

If you think Jimmy Carter's face should be on Mount Rushmore...

If you think the Flat Tax rate should be 95%...

If you've considered trading in your SUV for a Yugo..

If you'd rather own Birkenstock than Merck Stock...

If you would accept a car ride from Ted Kennedy...

You think homophobia is a far worse social disease than herpes.

You think Hillary and her village are better off raising your kid than you.

You speak out on the "evils of corporate America" but spend a great deal of your time at Starbucks.

You think the military ought to be holding bake sales to pay for weapons.

Your chest is scratched like one of Freddy Kruger's victims after hugging to many trees.

Your favorite Marx brother was Karl.

You take pride in owning a VW bus rather than a 2004 SUV (and still owe 10 more payments).

You think that a few more months of U.N. sanctions and Saddam Hussein would fold like rookie poker player.

You think anyone who doesn't find Will & Grace funny is a homophobe.

You think that it's wrong to execute a convicted serial killer, but abortion on demand is a constitutional right.

You think it was a stretch for Rob Reiner to play a liberal in "All in the Family".

You believe in more conspiracy theories about Bush than the X-files could come up with.

You think the black middle class was just a myth started by Newt Gingrich.

You pray to "The Woman Upstairs".

You really believed Al Gore invented the internet.

You looked at Yassir Arafat as a "man of peace".

You think that Bush is a flip-flopper, but Kerry is the epitome of consistency.

 

[T_man357]

Dude, You fucking ROCK!!!!!
That is some good factual material you got there!!!!
GOOD STUFF!!

If you think the best way to care about a disease is to wear a ribbon...

If you think that pouring blood on a $1,500 fur coat is a sure-fire way to get your message across, but if anyone protests outside an abortion clinic, they're extremists...

If you think the New York Times is fair and balanced, but Fox News is ultra right-wing...

If you say "we" won the Cold War, but you opposed everything Ronald Reagan did to win it...

If you burned all your "RUSH" records out of principle when Mr. Limbaugh's show went nation-wide in the late 80's...

If you believe that the people in the fly-over states are ignorant idiots yet think that high-school dropout actors are political geniuses...

If you can't talk about foreign policy without using the word conspiracy...

If you think the Free Market is where they hand out Government cheese...

If you think Jimmy Carter's face should be on Mount Rushmore...

If you think the Flat Tax rate should be 95%...

If you've considered trading in your SUV for a Yugo..

If you'd rather own Birkenstock than Merck Stock...

If you would accept a car ride from Ted Kennedy...

You think homophobia is a far worse social disease than herpes.

You think Hillary and her village are better off raising your kid than you.

You speak out on the "evils of corporate America" but spend a great deal of your time at Starbucks.

You think the military ought to be holding bake sales to pay for weapons.

Your chest is scratched like one of Freddy Kruger's victims after hugging to many trees.

Your favorite Marx brother was Karl.

You take pride in owning a VW bus rather than a 2004 SUV (and still owe 10 more payments).

You think that a few more months of U.N. sanctions and Saddam Hussein would fold like rookie poker player.

You think anyone who doesn't find Will & Grace funny is a homophobe.

You think that it's wrong to execute a convicted serial killer, but abortion on demand is a constitutional right.

You think it was a stretch for Rob Reiner to play a liberal in "All in the Family".

You believe in more conspiracy theories about Bush than the X-files could come up with.

You think the black middle class was just a myth started by Newt Gingrich.

You pray to "The Woman Upstairs".

You really believed Al Gore invented the internet.

You looked at Yassir Arafat as a "man of peace".

You think that Bush is a flip-flopper, but Kerry is the epitome of consistency.

 

[Mxgonzo]

I agree!!! Good Stuff!!

 

[gaschamber]

You think anyone who doesn't find Will & Grace funny is a homophobe.


HAHAAHHAHAHA

 

[nik]

If you think the Free Market is where they hand out Government cheese...


If you've considered trading in your SUV for a Yugo..


Your chest is scratched like one of Freddy Kruger's victims after hugging to many trees.

That is some funny shit .

PEACE,B.L.T,KARL MARX THATS FUCKING FUNNY.......

 

[Pitiless Wanderer]

conservativism is the way to go. thats why america is in such good shape right now.

 

[Arg_Hamster]

"Will & Grace", the unfunniest piece of shit ever shown on TV.

 

[Dr Demented]

conservativism is the way to go. thats why america is in such good shape right now.

actually, the responsibility for the way America is today rests in the arms of the liberal scum....

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

"If you burned all your "RUSH" records out of principle when Mr. Limbaugh's show went nation-wide in the late 80's..."

 

[CaughtInAZone]

Ah here we go

You might be a neocon piece of shit if:

1. You think invading Iraq instead of finding bin Laden was a good idea

2. You praise war and killing on the internet but are too much of a pussy to go and fight in real life

3. You think FoxNews is fair and balanced but the New York Times is ultra-liberal

4. You bash France (to who we partially owe our victory in the American Revolution) and Canada for no fucking reason

5. You write messages like FUCK ALL MUSLIMS; it makes you no better than Muslims who say FUCK ALL AMERICANS

6. You hate Bill Clinton for getting his dick sucked because you can't laid yourself

7. You worship Ronald Reagan, the man who financed and armed Al Qaeda and other Islamic fundamentalist groups

8. You think Americans who are anti-Bush are anti-American or unpatriotic

9. The best argument you have against Michael Moore is that he's fat

10. You equate the democratic party with communism

11. You believe in family values, traditionalism, and other bullshit

12. You think Bill O Reilly the deviant and Rush Limbaugh the drug addict promote conservative family values

13. You're a pro-life loser who thinks abortionists are baby killers

14. You thinks drugs are bad

15. You admire how Bush squandered the biggest surplus in American history

16. You think those who aren't brainwashed neocons are somehow subverting America

17. You're uneducated and don't think, you just react

18. You hate the left wing more than Al Qaeda

19. You fail to see the difference between fundamentalist Christians and fundamentalist Muslims

20. You support the Patriot Act, which is anything but patriotic

21. You don't care if civil liberties are being cut down in favor of Bush's stupid domestic policies

22. You're a hypocrite

23. You live in a trailer somewhere without clean water

24. You hate immigrants, despite the fact that your family most likely immigrated from somewhere

25. You think that foreigners are taking jobs from Americans, i.e. jobs that Americans don't want

26. You're totally oblivious to everything going on in the world

27. You think Spongebob promotes homosexuality

28. You think homosexuality is a danger to America

29. You hate Vietnam veteran John Kerry but support draft-dodgers Dickless Cheney, Karl Rove, and John Ashcroft, and Dubya and Pat Robertson, who had their fathers keep them from combat

30. You think that America is in good shape

31. You voted for Bush in the past 2 elections and are proud of it

'night

 

[beyondterror]

"actually, the responsibility for the way America is today rests in the arms of the liberal scum...."

And why is that? Do you see a liberal in the white house? There's all this bullshit anti-liberal stuff being thrown around but no one actually explains why liberals are bad.

Left wing people are scum? Why? As opposed to war mongering, oppressive fanatic christians who are basically the same as the war mongering, oppressive, fanatic muslims. The same people they say they despise.

Rock on caughtinazone \m/

 

[Arg_Hamster]

You might be a liberal (or a thinking human being) if you dislike the manipulative, conservative rapist Siewert Öholm who wants you all to stop listening to the subversive messages of WASP ("Viiii Arrrrr Sejtaaaans Pip-ååålll" as he calls them).

Maybe Siewert is right, from what I´ve heard Blackie is a fucking primadonna. He sure looks like an old, saggy one.

 

[Buzzard]

WOOO HOOO

 

[Iridium]

You might be a liberal if you responded to a somewhat humorous "you might be a liberal if..." list with a far less humorous, but on the other hand, far more offensive/offended-sounding "you might be a neocon piece of shit if..." list.

 

[Hawng]

Ah here we go

You might be a neocon piece of shit if:

1. You think invading Iraq instead of finding bin Laden was a good idea

2. You praise war and killing on the internet but are too much of a pussy to go and fight in real life

3. You think FoxNews is fair and balanced but the New York Times is ultra-liberal

4. You bash France (to who we partially owe our victory in the American Revolution) and Canada for no fucking reason

5. You write messages like FUCK ALL MUSLIMS; it makes you no better than Muslims who say FUCK ALL AMERICANS

6. You hate Bill Clinton for getting his dick sucked because you can't laid yourself

7. You worship Ronald Reagan, the man who financed and armed Al Qaeda and other Islamic fundamentalist groups

8. You think Americans who are anti-Bush are anti-American or unpatriotic

9. The best argument you have against Michael Moore is that he's fat

10. You equate the democratic party with communism

11. You believe in family values, traditionalism, and other bullshit

12. You think Bill O Reilly the deviant and Rush Limbaugh the drug addict promote conservative family values

13. You're a pro-life loser who thinks abortionists are baby killers

14. You thinks drugs are bad

15. You admire how Bush squandered the biggest surplus in American history

16. You think those who aren't brainwashed neocons are somehow subverting America

17. You're uneducated and don't think, you just react

18. You hate the left wing more than Al Qaeda

19. You fail to see the difference between fundamentalist Christians and fundamentalist Muslims

20. You support the Patriot Act, which is anything but patriotic

21. You don't care if civil liberties are being cut down in favor of Bush's stupid domestic policies

22. You're a hypocrite

23. You live in a trailer somewhere without clean water

24. You hate immigrants, despite the fact that your family most likely immigrated from somewhere

25. You think that foreigners are taking jobs from Americans, i.e. jobs that Americans don't want

26. You're totally oblivious to everything going on in the world

27. You think Spongebob promotes homosexuality

28. You think homosexuality is a danger to America

29. You hate Vietnam veteran John Kerry but support draft-dodgers Dickless Cheney, Karl Rove, and John Ashcroft, and Dubya and Pat Robertson, who had their fathers keep them from combat

30. You think that America is in good shape

31. You voted for Bush in the past 2 elections and are proud of it

'night

I perfer to be called a Conservitive Fundimentalist over neocon.
1) It was a good idea
2) I tried to sign up, but I would have never seen any combat, Im the only one who can carry on the family name.
3) no news programs are fair and balanced,I think we all know that.
4) frenchies and flap heads bash ALL Americans even you, just because you dont mind doesnt mean we dont.
5) exactly, DEATH TO ALL MUSLIMS!!!!
6) Im a married tax payer, and Im working on making a new generation of little conservitive fudimentalists.
7)I dont worship anyone, but Reagan did do the right thing at the time.
8) I think people who are Anti-bush are the kind of people who would let the world walk all over them.
9) not that hes fat, hes a liar, like most liberals.
10) I dont equate them to communism, more like A bunch of pussies who if I shit on the hood of their cars would go have a good cry rather than want to fight about it.
11) And what the fuck is wrong with that?
12) Everyone has their problems.
13) If it wasnt for abortions, I would probley be poor and stuck with some bitch.
14) Ive done my share.
15) gotta do what you gotta do to get shit done.
16) well they are the same people who are bitching and complaining about how the goverment is taking away thier free speech by requiring porn sites to verify how old some chick is in a porno.
17) Right, while your thinking about what to do about this big ,hairy guy shitting on the hood of your car, I`ll even use your windshield wiper to wipe my ass.
18) I hate them equally. Hows that for equality...
19) the difference between fundimentalist muslims and fundimentalist christians is muslims blow themselves up taking as many people with them as possable .Fundimentalist christians dont.
20) Like I have said before, If you dont do anything wrong, you have no worries.
21) see #20
22) Right back at ya
23) wrong again
24) I hate ILLEAGAL immigrants, who dont pay taxes..
25) If they paid taxes, I really dont care what they do.
26) Right, I suppose your well versed in everything going on in the world. Do you work for the State Dept.?
27) Couldnt tell you cause I have better things to do than get high and watch cartoons.
28) You want to suck your buddies dick? do it at home where nobody can see it. other than that ya`ll can do what you want
29) there is a huge difference between draft dodging and BEING A TRAITOR TO YOUR COUNTRY.
30) Its better than it has been, now if all you liberals decided to go with it instead of fighting every god damn thing that isnt "liberal" ...
31)I VOTED FOR BUSH AND I AM FUCKING PROUD OF IT.

 

[T_man357]

Put me down as a proud Bush supporter too!!

Fuck the liberal trash who come here spreading their "Save Everyone,
Bush Lied stories".....Simply put

GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!!

I VOTED FOR BUSH AND I AM FUCKING PROUD OF IT.

 

[Jurched]

Put me down as a proud Bush supporter too!!

Fuck the liberal trash who come here spreading their "Save Everyone,
Bush Lied stories".....Simply put

GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!!

Yeah! Yeah! As Clarence Williams III so poignantly exclaimed in the movie "Against the Wall" where he played an inmate during the Attica riots and some guard's head was being slammed with a iron door over and over and over:

FUCK EM UP!
FUCK EM UP!
FUCK EM UP!
FUCK EM UP!
FUCK EM UP!
FUCK EM UP!
FUCK EM UP!
FUCK EM UP!


libs can be funny when their brains are switched off!


Jurched

 

[T_man357]

Isn't that more often not?!?!?!?

libs can be funny when their brains are switched off! Jurched

 

[CaughtInAZone]

4) frenchies and flap heads bash ALL Americans even you, just because you dont mind doesnt mean we dont.

They only bash the right wing extremists.

7)I dont worship anyone, but Reagan did do the right thing at the time.

So arming Islamic fundamentalists who hate the west is doing the right thing?

8) I think people who are Anti-bush are the kind of people who would let the world walk all over them.

Typically vague response

10) I dont equate them to communism, more like A bunch of pussies who if I shit on the hood of their cars would go have a good cry rather than want to fight about it.

More of the same

11) And what the fuck is wrong with that?

Nothing, as long as the federal government doesn't dictate to us how we should act and think, and who gets to marry and who doesn't

12) Everyone has their problems.

Yeah but it shows how hypocritical the GOP is

15) gotta do what you gotta do to get shit done.

And we're paying for his fiscal irresponsibility. How do you think we're going to pay off the debt, by magic? Someone's going to have to raise taxes, and correct me if I'm wrong but right wingers hate that

18) I hate them equally. Hows that for equality...

I guess that makes you an American-hating traitor, huh? Remember, you're talking about half the country. More than half now, seeing as how Bush's approval rating is 43%.

19) the difference between fundimentalist muslims and fundimentalist christians is muslims blow themselves up taking as many people with them as possable .Fundimentalist christians dont.

Fundamentalist Christians are the ones who currently control the government and order bombing strikes against the middle east every week. Compare quotes by Pat Robertson and Osama bin Laden, they speak the same rhetoric

20) Like I have said before, If you dont do anything wrong, you have no worries.

And what if the government fucks up and arrests a citizen because they felt like reading a book about Islam? It's about principle. The Patriot Act is one step closer to fascism

26) Right, I suppose your well versed in everything going on in the world. Do you work for the State Dept.?

I don't get my news from filtered organizations like Fox, that's for sure.

29) there is a huge difference between draft dodging and BEING A TRAITOR TO YOUR COUNTRY.

Kerry is in no way a traitor. He could have easily avoided Vietnam like all the pussies in Bush's cabinet but instead he VOLUNTEERED to go overseas and fight.

30) Its better than it has been, now if all you liberals decided to go with it instead of fighting every god damn thing that isnt "liberal" ...

I'm actually a registered independent, formerly a republican (I abandoned that sinking ship four years ago) but if you want to call me a liberal, fine.

 

[beyondterror]

I love how all you "GOD BLESS AMERICA I WANT TO SUCK BUSHS COCK" rightwingers conveniantly side stepped my question. It would be nice if someone could actually back up what their saying besides the usual "go fuck yourselves liberals I'm going to fuck you up" bullshit.

Bush had the oppurtunity to serve his country in Vietnam and to protest the senseless killing of so many young American men. Kerry did both. Bush did neither.