The oversharer woman down the hall (I know her ex-husband shot himself and the results of her most recent mammogram) who complains about "illegals" has reached a new high, saying my boss and I look like bumblebee twins and that his eyes are bigger than mine.
Watching this video recommended me to watching a video about Soylent. Something, of which, I have been interested in, but have not looked into extensively. wtf.