your first 6 days in HELL!!

[Opet]

Eviseratrix, he-heee! "I'm going to be a crime fighter!" Church cartoons, eh?

But, back to the Hell Threat that Satori posted. That's too much...sign your name below to become one of God's followers......COME ON! GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK ALREADY!! How lame are some people to print this crap?? OK, didn't mean to be that critical. It's like they're trying to sell a box of cookies yet they're talking about...hee! hee! hee!...they're talking about accepting God as their savior. It's so goofy. And the campfire story feel to it...the darkness (BOO!) the feeling of fear (OOH!) and the....moaning? and the heat? Hey! I know why all the lights are out!

"Darkness encloses,
And the candle seems to expire,
In her cold, cold hand.

 

[Satori]

Originally posted by Evisceratrix
now lets see im gonna add a cartoon from a chruch booklet thingy that is goddamn funny IMO, aside from being sickening in its ignorance- illustrating that fine christian doctrine of bashing of other religions~

Wow, that is very FUCKED UP. Such nonsense has a way of repelling the intelligent and totally intriguing the stupid. I see this as no coincidence. Advertising, regardless of the form it takes, stays true to its intent of reaching its target audience. Since this cartoon is clearly so mindless, then we must assume that it was aimed at the intellectually challenged (and of course religious) members of our society. How sad, but such is the case with everything in the world today, those who are least able to defend themselves against the misleading ways of others are those who are most open to exploitation through deception, of which this cartoon is an excellent example.

Thanks for sharing, it was a riot and a half!

Satori

 

[Belial]

That was something else. I'm always impressed by the sheer intolerence that is being preached as gospel.

I think there is a correlation to Christianity's attempt to control the masses, and George Orwells "1984".

 

[Satori]

hahahahh (bumb)

 

[Demonspell]

http://web.morgul.net/~atomic/christians.shtml - a site devoted to Christian propaganda

A tract comic glorifying the Crusades:

 

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The sad thing is, is that we actually have it good, and chrstianity has changed for the "good" as time goes on. During the Dark Ages and Medieval ages, christianity turned everything into a giant shit-hole, and the stupidity of the people, the church, and the government didn't do anything. Because they felt that the only way to get God's appreciation was to move along as brainless retards killing everyone else. Ironic isn't it. We must kill others to be part of this religion that teaches us not to hate.
We still have the same contradictions today wtihin the religion, but at least it isn't as bad.

You nailed it right there.... exactly how I feel.

 

[DaMenace123]

That is the dumbest thing I have ever read...ever. What sickens me about it that some dumb "devout" christian went out and wrote that, thinking he can describe in words, or even to himself in his own mind what Hell would be like. I can assure you its not a "place" where you can "go", and I assure you none of our words will ever be able to describe how fucked you are if you go there (if it exists). Really shows how some christians feel they have a perfect grasp on everything and KNOW everything.


... We know nothing. We are nothing.

 

[LuminousAether]

Personally, I didn't feel disgust or anger. I only felt hilarity. That was one awesome, hilarious, and exuberant read.