Your thoughts on manowar

[bodomite]

and why do you feel this way?

hate em.... listen to their music.... and no one in their right mind dresses like a viking when they are a skinny fuck!

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

their sound suck
but they're funny as hell when they are posing!
like on the Manowar tour video where their bass player (forgot his name) is driving one of those ice-motorcicles just with a leopard skin thong!
fuck that was pretty bad!

oh yeah
and there was some brazilian sluts doing nasty stuff on the backstage also. But their drummer is the funniest!!! His dumb face makes me laugh SO MUCH!

 

[bodomite]

 

[Taliesin]

Well, their True Metal behaviour is only hilarious...

Their music is kinda fun and good headbanging stuff, combined with a few beers and a funny discussion about their lyrics, for example about "May our swords be wet, like a young girl in her prime / Hold your hammers high" you'll have the party going all night
I remember last weekend when they played "Hail and Kill" and "Warriors of the World" I kinda apreciated it
During the first one we laughed like hell about a third of the people on the little stage who took it seriously and as well about the other two thirds who made fun of the song.
During the second one a friend came hopping by, one hand like \m/ the other one in his groin, headbanging and hopping on one leg
I lay on the floor the next 15min

ah yeah and to the germans I'd only say

BIG DICK

...

ME TOO

 

[bodomite]

OMG

 

[ukstin]

shit

 

[bodomite]

yay another follower

 

[ukstin]

yeah..

 

[bodomite]

hahahaahahhahahaha

 

[loWildChild]

They are gay and lying.... "ManOgays" JUAS!

 

[bodomite]

 

[Taliesin]

"GayOwar" then

 

[bodomite]

FagOwaR

 

[Thorns of Sorrow]

Manofag

 

[IcedEarth556]

This board is sooo crazy.

 

[bodomite]

jep you know it man

 

[seventi]

I agree, their posing is great!

But I hate the fact that the word "steel" is sung 509 times just in one song:


"With the power of the ztiiiiil"
"Magic ztiiiiil"
"My sword is made of ztiiiiil" (duh!)
"ztiiiiil attack!!!!!!"
"I kill the dragon with my ztiiiiil"
"My ztiiiiil is better than you ztiiiiil"
"I am made of ztiiiiil"
"Fucking ztiiiiil"
"ztiiiiil meet ztiiiiil"
"ztiiiiil, and away!!!"
"ztiiiiil, ztiiiiil, ztiiiiil, ztiiiiil, yeah!!"
"My ztiiiiil is broken"
"I love my ztiiiiil"
"Universal power magic ztiiiiil"
"I ride my ztiiiiil"
"I killed a rabbit with my ztiiiiil"
"My ztiiiiil chops of your ztiiiiilhead"
"I built a castle with my ztiiiiil"
"Oh, there are'nt enough steelwords in this song - ztiiiiil ztiiiiil ztiiiiil ztiiiiil ztiiiiil ztiiiiil ztiiiiil"





So I'd say, yeah they suck musically, but you can always have a good laugh at them

 

[Taliesin]

Not to forget

"Raging ztiiiiil like thunder from the skiiiii"

 

[seventi]

Originally posted by Northern Viking
Not to forget

"Raging ztiiiiil like thunder from the skiiiii"

"I'll penetrate you with my big ztiiiiil"

 

[_A_SCARLET_SUNSET_]

They SUCK major cock... i hate their damn pseudo heroic attitude...