ZEH DRUNNK threadd

Started drinking last night at about 9-10, until about 9 in the morning.

We went out to the shops to buy more beer and some chocolate milk, I passed out, slept 4 hours, went on the bus kind of wasted, got home and slept a fuckton.
 
Or the same 4 retards gargling with Listerine and then coming here like they've drank a keg of whiskey.

This reminds me of an episode of "to serve and protect" I saw recently. Its basically 'Cops' but in Vancouver. Some old hobo got out of jail 4 hours ago, and was causing a disturbance "I'm not gonna lie to you, I drank a bottle of Aqua Velvet". I lol'd hard.

That show is golden if you ever get it in your area. Canadian Cops is so lulz. Its all Drunks, teens, or occasional domestic dispute. We watched one scene where they go to some guys house, talk to him for 5 minutes, and go "oh well theres no problem here at all, we'll be on our way..." WHAT THE FUUCK!? There was also this one scene where it was just some kids smoking joints and drinking in a park. One cop, actually bends over and helps the kids clean up their garbage. "Oh yeah, we see some roaches so they were just some kids hanging out, we send them home and they know not to hangout there again, all in days work."

Had that been America those kids would have been in federal prison :lol:

OH good its still the drunk thread, rants acceptable.

Started drinking last night at about 9-10, until about 9 in the morning.

We went out to the shops to buy more beer and some chocolate milk, I passed out, slept 4 hours, went on the bus kind of wasted, got home and slept a fuckton.

WWZYZZD!?!?!?!?!
DUDE!?!?!?C'MON!!!!!

Though Chocolat milk immediatly after a workout is apparently the best thing for you possible. According to my old Gym Teacher/Football coach who was literally a BrickNugget.

Also ur a fag lol

Edit: also lol im drunk.
Im too broke to go clubbing, but our new neighbors had a limo tonight, I was going to say hi to them but it was like 6 dudes and one girl wrapped in dude7. :/ party bus :/
 
Its the coco powder or something, is apparently wicked for muscle regrowth.
I don't think they serve chocolate milk in Quebec, because its not for faggots.
 
Its the coco powder or something, is apparently wicked for muscle regrowth.
I don't think they serve chocolate milk in Quebec, because its not for faggots.

Last time I checked, you needed proteins to grow muscles. And Choco Milk have (if not less) the same amount of proteins as normal milk (which is 7-9 gr for 250 ml). Never heard about anything else that would significantly helps muslce's growth (except steroids, of course). Maybe the sugar give you a "boost", but you should eat a banana instead. Best post-workout drink : skim milk+whey proteins+one banana = 35 gr of proteins, 200 calories, potassium and vitamins, no fat and sugar. Not bad compared to...anything else, actually.
 
And exactly how is milk with fat worse than skimmed?

People ACTUALLY still believe fat is bad for you? lolstuckinthe90's
 
Best post-workout drink : skim milk+whey proteins+one banana = 35 gr of proteins, 200 calories, potassium and vitamins, no fat and sugar.

Banana is fruit. Fruit has sugar. And I could be wrong but doesn't skim milk have less nutrients in general, not just fat (which is debatably bad for you in any case) ?
 
Last time I checked, you needed proteins to grow muscles. And Choco Milk have (if not less) the same amount of proteins as normal milk (which is 7-9 gr for 250 ml). Never heard about anything else that would significantly helps muslce's growth (except steroids, of course). Maybe the sugar give you a "boost", but you should eat a banana instead. Best post-workout drink : skim milk+whey proteins+one banana = 35 gr of proteins, 200 calories, potassium and vitamins, no fat and sugar. Not bad compared to...anything else, actually.

The sugar will spike insulin levels, which will drive glucose into your muscles making them heal much faster. Good carbs brah.

had to google that one quickly :/

But yeah, milk + whey + fruit will do it. I just mooch my roommates protein powders, and sadly hes been experimenting. Vegan Rice Protein Supplement is the nastiest shit, smells like the dirtiest Chinese food bathroom you've been in.
 
I', drunk so I threw a Shrek toy under a bus.

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