ZEH DRUNNK threadd

I was hammered for most of the weekend, and spent most of the day [and early morning after returning from parties] playing Left 4 Dead drunk off my ass. I got kicked from a quick match game for taking all the kills. I said many nasty things to the people I played with.

I woke up with the game still on.

I now have 9 new Live friends.

I should do this more often.

you play 360?
 
I'm going to the bars as soon as I finish this damn accounting homework and then watch It's Always Sunny, I'm going to get real shitty
 
I feel shit right now, last night one of my hallmates vomited all over one of the toilets, then decided to take a shit... Whilst vomiting all over the floor in front of the toilet, then he started vomiting blood so I called the University Paramedic and went to bed.
 
sounds like a normal Thursday to me haha.

My mate once did the vomitting / shitting thing. The problem was that he was in his bedroom. Bollock naked. After coming around he decided to go back to bed. Woke up in the morning with a pile of vomit and shit on his floor and "crusty feet".

Had to shout through his house "MUUUUM, I've poo'd"

What a man
 
So I came accross some really really charismatic black guy I used to go to Scouts with.
Hes known for being very very charismatic and black.

I went up to say hi to him, since I havnt seen the guy in like 5 years. Right off the bat he didn't know who I was, but didn't want to say it based on being charismatic and black.

I pulled an Art Vandelez. I am Justin Breacham, I had 11th grade math with him, and went on to study Botany and Herbalism in University.......Just in case he asks any of you.