ZEH DRUNNK threadd

Someone doesn't understand Christmas.

I got so fucking liquored last Christmas eve... I was hung over as all fuck on Christmas day. Opening my gifts with the constant fear that I was gonna chunder everywhere was the worst feeling in the world :lol:
 
waaa fuck, I went o a friend of mines gig tonight and it was awesome untill she spilled half her ber (that was ashame) over the dj's turntabelds. he went mad and dtried to kill her. that was awesome. meantime i was drinking too much of i don't kwno, but it was awesomeness!!!
 
I just finished a run of 4 days of intensive drinking and overall partying started last Wednesday. Ups? My english when drunk is not bad, proven by hanging out the whole night with the new members of my hockey team (one from Wales and the other from Finland) and not having trouble when comunicating, even with loud disco music around.

Also, I woke up today and saw bunch of pics with me with two hats from tonight. Said hats were lying on my table and are a pink fairy-like pointy shit and a bright pink with yellow stars Robin Hood-like (for lack of better definition) which I wore on top of the fairy one. I seriously don't know how it kept in balance and I didn't loose it at some point of the night.
 
Friday night I went to a party with the intention of drinking rum and Dr Pepper, but I forgot to bring cups and the girl who's house it was at didn't trust me with any of hers. It was a long way to the nearest store, so I said screw it and just drank the rum, and emptied the Dr Pepper while spinning in a circle. I made lots of friends, which I then proceeded to call "You Fucker" every time I talked to them.


Coming home for reading week was a very good idea.
 
Went to party last night. Drank whole crate. Had lolz

I swear to god, if you are ever at a party and there is music playing. ALWAYS put on Don't Stop Believing by Journey. No matter who is there they WILL sing along. So leet
 
Friday night I went to a party with the intention of drinking rum and Dr Pepper, but I forgot to bring cups and the girl who's house it was at didn't trust me with any of hers. It was a long way to the nearest store, so I said screw it and just drank the rum, and emptied the Dr Pepper while spinning in a circle. I made lots of friends, which I then proceeded to call "You Fucker" every time I talked to them.


Coming home for reading week was a very good idea.

Reading week? Before that line I could have sworn you were 14.
 
wat?

Whiskey!

nah i had to finish this fucking liter of vodka thats been sitting around here for ab out a month. Finished that and now Im working on some shitty beers that have also been sitting around for a while.

Its sort of like cleaning the apartment, but im drinking the garbage
 
nah i had to finish this fucking liter of vodka thats been sitting around here for ab out a month. Finished that and now Im working on some shitty beers that have also been sitting around for a while.

Its sort of like cleaning the apartment, but im drinking the garbage

:kickass: and now is a time to say
LOWBERG FOR MOD.

Seriously. He does nothing but post positively (hence never), is on often and no one knows it, and is soooo far from a dick its insane.

LOWBERG FOR PREZ LAWL

I'm hammerd off motown club fun
 
I have beers tonight, i feel delicious. Ten Speed Friday Night. I'm gonna get fucked up and soil myself
Also I am having a party on Satuday night. FREE HOUSE FTW

also

loldicks