Someone doesn't understand Christmas.
Friday night I went to a party with the intention of drinking rum and Dr Pepper, but I forgot to bring cups and the girl who's house it was at didn't trust me with any of hers. It was a long way to the nearest store, so I said screw it and just drank the rum, and emptied the Dr Pepper while spinning in a circle. I made lots of friends, which I then proceeded to call "You Fucker" every time I talked to them.
Coming home for reading week was a very good idea.
Reading week? Before that line I could have sworn you were 14.
wat?
Whiskey!
nah i had to finish this fucking liter of vodka thats been sitting around here for ab out a month. Finished that and now Im working on some shitty beers that have also been sitting around for a while.
Its sort of like cleaning the apartment, but im drinking the garbage
and now is a time to say
LOWBERG FOR MOD.
Seriously. He does nothing but post positively (hence never), is on often and no one knows it, and is soooo far from a dick its insane.
LOWBERG FOR PREZ LAWL
I'm hammerd off motown club fun