Recent content by TesticleMilkshake

Carlos is the man, we should just set up a sub forum and call it, "Carlos Topic." :D Can that be the proposed "Rear Entrance?" (not like that, but suggesting raunchy...)

Some of the new sub forum names make sense and I like the theme going. However, shit like the "Bar" and the "Backline" makes me wonder how much people actually go out these days... :rolleyes:

That awkward moment when someone knocks on your door while masturbating. That awkward moment when you find your father's porn stash and then proceed to discuss boobs with him. That awkward moment when you give too much information. That awkward moment when your swimming at the beach and...

Not gonna lie, young Jackie Chan is pretty hot. Dat thick mane of hair :D

I had to keep pausing, because I was laughing so hard. It sounds exactly like the music Japan put out in the eighties. Case in point: This is from singer Yukiko Okada in 1984. She ended up committing suicide by jumping off her record label's building, I believe. Here's a bunch of her...

Last, but not least, North Korean Death Metal (same band, called Red War, probably a joke)

NORTH KOREAN PROGRESSIVE ROCK

The song translates directly into English as "Excellent Horse-Like Lady." This video was released in 2005. Lyrics: "our factory comrades say in jest, "why they tell me i am a virgin on a stallion "after a full day's work i still have energy left "my skills are truly like lightening they say...

Search Isa Maschowitz's, Vegan with a Vengenace. Fantastic vegan cook book. Also co-authored Vegan Cupcakes Take Over The World. I'd also recommend talking with a vitamin specialist because vegans are especially prone to definencies in Vitamin A, B12 and Iron. Also, learn to make kale chips ;)...

.JPG On an unrelated note, Jon-Benet Ramsey would have turned 21 tomorrow. What is going on in Colorado?

^ Oh, that guy. The "intelligent" politicians aren't making any comments just yet, you can't really politicize insanity as we saw with Jared Lee Loughner last January.

:lol::lol::lol: Touché, friend :lol::lol::lol: Also:

The whole thing sounds like a Batman movie plot: evil PhD candidate shows up in SWAT gear and gas mask, shoots up audience, peacefully surrenders and then police have to deal with disarming his booby-trapped, techno-blaring campus apartment. Also, my sister referenced a cinema studies article...

I had a friend who once smoked weed that was laced with PCP. Feels bad, man.